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mr. sunshine

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  1. This being surly just pretend you're George Costanza and it will come to you
  2. She's a multi tasker. I'm conjuring up a third task for her
  3. Among other things I like that it stars both a Linda and a Lynda. That's speciale alright
  4. Richie Incognito sounds like the name of the ultimate Sopranos character. Besides AJ of course
  5. Hey Jackie Aprile, Jr. earned a few hours there according to no less an authority than Jackie Aprile, Jr.
  6. Hey Mr. Michael Chekhov you must not be familiar with the actorship stylings of one Mr. Ben Affleck
  7. Seems like one beat the other and then the winner got beat by the Chefs
  8. He looks and sounds like a Civil War general on meth
  9. Props on this one. Like Godfather II it's damn near perfect
  10. So that pretty much rounds out the Ivy League
  11. Years ago while I was suffering cedar fever the Statesman ran a recipe to help combat it. A can of chicken and rice soup and hot Rotelle tomatoes over some nacho chips. Throw some shredded cheese of your choosing on top and microwave at nuke level. Won't heal you but you'll feel better for awhile
  12. Tanner Burns sounds like the name of a private investigator, a cowboy or a porn star. Perhaps all 3
  13. What he did to our offensive line in the '09 conference championship game still makes me blow my rape whistle once in awhile
  14. I'm old enough to remember seeing Darryl Stingley, Jr. get paralyzed on live TV and then it being shown as a game highlight
  15. I think it's a variation on NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
  16. Just be ready for Sprinkles the cat to stick his nose up your ass during the moment of truth because apparently she's very much into that kind of shit
  17. Probably already covered but I'd slap this bitch into next week
  18. I think I've heard of this guy. Once hung a guy from a cherry picker right?
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