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    This except without the stripes and custom rims. It was for my sister, who hated it. I was only 14 but allowed to drive it to my cousin’s and there was a a sand pit down the road. Good times
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    Coincidentally those same words will soon be ringing in his ears courtesy of someone standing inside the Tuscaloosa County jail/Alabama pen
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    ELO spinning their bass fiddles = party time
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    The Limey was on this morning. Terrence Stamp fucking everybody up
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    Potato headed with the haircut of a 12 year old and an even shittier wardrobe is no way to go through life son
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    They charged more for a hamburger than a cheeseburger because holding the cheese evidently fucked up the assembly line. Also, like the sign said, insults were free. They eventually ran a speaker outside to harass pedestrians when things were slow
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    Do you need a good lawyer? I need a good judge
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    In the days before cellphones and the internet on signing day a district judge would ask me to periodically call the Statesman’s 800 number for updates and pass notes to the bench
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    My father and I used to deer hunt in Kansas. We always got a kick out of how they talked about Lawrence like aggy talks about Austin
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    Most of us at surly aren’t really familiar with that concept. Let’s just call her the girl with the restraining order to keep it relatable
  11. mr. sunshine
    From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!!!
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    Million Dollar Baby. Didn’t see that coming
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    I’m interested in conducting business. How much?
  15. mr. sunshine
    Among other things curious to see if they bring up the Porter Wagoner incident that Tammy’s sisters described on Tales from the Tour Bus. Legend was Porter was packing
  16. mr. sunshine
    Yet it’s a veritable Monty Python skit compared to any State Farm commercial ever made
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    Uncle Rico been working out. Stiffler’s mom could portray a parade float at this point
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    I swear we’re only a couple of years away from that “I’d buy that for a dollar” show in Robocop
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    This. I usually watch it on LHN being the glutton for punishment I am. I imagine Sark’s thankful for the volleyball game
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    If he needs a ride they can give him a stick horse
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    The touchdown play. Good call
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    Visiting my parents so this week from the shores of Lake Sam Rayburn… FIGHT!!!
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    I saw a dude wearing a yankees jersey and a TB12 hat last night. You left out the part where you threw a Coke at him
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    It’s like you look up narc in the dictionary and there’s this guy’s picture. He replaced Eddie Haskell
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    IFC shows Parks and Rec reruns Mondays and Tuesdays. Not my most productive days

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