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mr. sunshine

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  1. ELO spinning their bass fiddles = party time
  2. The Limey was on this morning. Terrence Stamp fucking everybody up
  3. Potato headed with the haircut of a 12 year old and an even shittier wardrobe is no way to go through life son
  4. They charged more for a hamburger than a cheeseburger because holding the cheese evidently fucked up the assembly line. Also, like the sign said, insults were free. They eventually ran a speaker outside to harass pedestrians when things were slow
  5. Do you need a good lawyer? I need a good judge
  6. In the days before cellphones and the internet on signing day a district judge would ask me to periodically call the Statesman’s 800 number for updates and pass notes to the bench
  7. My father and I used to deer hunt in Kansas. We always got a kick out of how they talked about Lawrence like aggy talks about Austin
  8. Most of us at surly aren’t really familiar with that concept. Let’s just call her the girl with the restraining order to keep it relatable
  9. From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!!!
  10. Million Dollar Baby. Didn’t see that coming
  11. I’m interested in conducting business. How much?
  12. Among other things curious to see if they bring up the Porter Wagoner incident that Tammy’s sisters described on Tales from the Tour Bus. Legend was Porter was packing
  13. Yet it’s a veritable Monty Python skit compared to any State Farm commercial ever made
  14. Uncle Rico been working out. Stiffler’s mom could portray a parade float at this point
  15. I swear we’re only a couple of years away from that “I’d buy that for a dollar” show in Robocop
  16. This. I usually watch it on LHN being the glutton for punishment I am. I imagine Sark’s thankful for the volleyball game
  17. If he needs a ride they can give him a stick horse
  18. The touchdown play. Good call
  19. Visiting my parents so this week from the shores of Lake Sam Rayburn… FIGHT!!!
  20. I saw a dude wearing a yankees jersey and a TB12 hat last night. You left out the part where you threw a Coke at him
  21. It’s like you look up narc in the dictionary and there’s this guy’s picture. He replaced Eddie Haskell
  22. IFC shows Parks and Rec reruns Mondays and Tuesdays. Not my most productive days
  23. From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!!!
  24. It’s in a big trough. Right next to the huge mineral lick
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