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mr. sunshine

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  1. I missed this
  2. First time quote myselfer here. Tried to edit the above but that just unleashed an ad demon
  3. Evidently you’re tearing it up but can’t see shit captain
  4. There’s something very wrong with you. Please get help
  5. aggy law school thinks your reliance on statutes and case law is nice and all but definitely doesn’t constitute good bull
  6. I suddenly have the urge for a nice glass of buttermilk
  7. There ain’t shit on TV tonight but fortunately I’ve got this to watch until it’s sleepy night night time
  8. Hang ‘Em High. It’s like all these assholes tried to unjustifiably hang you but you recover and get deputized but the sheriff says you better bring them in alive, you homicidal maniac you
  9. or her and Sydney Sweeney having a naughty pillow fight
  10. He’s a regular Hyman Roth
  11. Checked out after the Oklahoma State game last season and it’s been very liberating
  12. We used to play them back in the day. They had a guy who was probably four foot nothing who played halfback, wide receiver, safety and returned punts and kicks. Ran all over/knocked the shit out of us. Probably played in the band and sold concessions at halftime
  13. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  14. I’d throw Parks and Rec in there too
  15. Also did you hear McDonalds sued Dahmer for ripping off their slogan?
  16. Texas is not only the coolest shaped state but also conveniently has a natural bottle opener if you get it in keychain form
  17. The song is about going sleepy night night. Pass
  18. Remember when Virginia Tech was a preseason top 10 year after year for absolutely no fucking reason at all? Yeah me too
  19. So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother
  20. I thought I heard something like that. Don’t you know the forensic interviewers are drawing straws on who has to interview this kid
  21. Don’t want to bookfag this thing but does Viserys have a dragon? If so there’s got to be some top of the line Lazy Boy recliner strapped to its back
  22. She’s got to be a 10 in Nebraska. Dude better man up
  23. Pay the man his money
  24. I’m so old I got to third base on this song
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