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mr. sunshine

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  1. Hey man you really don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone
  2. 9 lbs. He’s a keeper alright
  3. After just watching their shithead head coach being interviewed I’m trying to come up with someone with less charisma. Compared to him that Crabfeeder guy on House of the Dragon was a straight up G
  4. No problem. Parliament’s usually pretty cool
  5. Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles
  6. and a cameo appearance by chin pubes to boot
  7. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  8. I’m already in the bunker so I read this in the voice of Winston Churchill
  9. Has his wearing a fucking parka been discussed?
  10. Cockslaw. Like coleslaw except with cock
  11. Is it too much to ask that they don’t completely fuck this up again?
  12. It’s official. There’s nothing Tim Brando doesn’t suck at
  13. Harvey Keitel. That’s all you had to say motherfucker
  14. His ceiling is Jeff George
  15. I saw them at the old Sam Houston Coliseum for the Dream Police tour. He had a four neck guitar that spun. Also there was a giant laser shooting eyeball and I was pretty fucking stoned
  16. I feel kind of bad now but he/she who hasn’t judged a man by his terrible combover can cast that first damn stone
  17. Fargo. Norm “Son of a” Gunderson. Nothing but painting, ice fishing, buffets, potato chips in bed and married to a cop to boot
  18. Shit man think about it. I guess it’s what they call a way homer
  19. Growing up I worked at our family tire store so there’s no telling how many vehicles I drove in and out of the service bays. #3 is pretty representative of the interior of the average chick’s vehicle
  20. aggy thinks Audie Murphy was okay, perhaps a tad overrated. Certainly no Reggie McNeal
  21. I’m getting old but still glad I grew up enjoying movies before the internet told me I was a complete rube for doing so
  22. He certainly shouldn’t have to firld any questions about it
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