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mr. sunshine

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  1. I’m an old but find myself doing the reverse hook ‘em on occasion but only because I’m a hip, hip dude who always keeps it real
  2. Dammit I'm going to have to dig out my old comic book collection. I think there's a few Novas in there
  3. There’s people you like to hang out with, maybe have a drink or two, chop it up, as the kids say. Then there’s Charlie Kirk and John Sadler
  4. If you don’t get high in the morning you can’t be high all day
  5. Nice stems on Maria Taylor. No doubt she’d beat me at naked kickboxing but I’d really like to find out firsthand
  6. Not to mention his side gig where he cons naive Midwesterners out of their local band organizing, training and musical instrument funds
  7. I guess I don’t understand the concept of owning a sweet Porsche and renting it to strangers
  8. Except Walmart. For the life of me I can’t figure out why they refuse to put Fruity Fuck-o’s with Fuckberries on their shelves.
  9. In this day and age if you can actually see the power lines that’s pretty fucking rural
  10. When Ricky’s original agent (Master P’s brother in law?) signed him to that extremely shitty contract with the Saints, he was in the wedding dress with Ditka on the SI cover, smoked way too much weed, etc. he caught a lot of shit on hornfans, of all places. Weird because everyone knows what the consequences of discouraging words used to be there. Anyway I posted something defending him which I’m sure was very eloquent and a poster purporting to be his mom thanked me, asked for my mailing address and sent me these autographed bad boys… The return address checked out. Wish I’d have saved the handwritten envelope. Very nice lady
  11. The Great Escape just started. If you release sheep into a new pasture they’ll all make a beeline to the tallest grass. You release goats and they first investigate the perimeter fence. When they arrive at the prison camp everybody heads to the bunks except McQueen, James Garner, Charlie Bronson and a couple of others. Hadn’t noticed that before. Nice touch
  12. I had already checked out on that season so I only picked it up on the radio going home from our grandkids’ peewee football game. Absolutely shocked. Everyone went inside to watch the big TVs but I could only make it as far as the tiny TV outside where I used to grill. Stood there in silence for two hours. It was like being on a stand thinking I’d scare the deer off if I moved too much
  13. That’s front pocket money. Don’t even have to dig out the wallet
  14. Plus that extra $20 for work clothes. Sweet
  15. Mr. KKL: How about some of that Koolaid? JJ: But you’re not even in my cult Mr. KKL: But I’m married to KKL JJ: Somebody please give this man a large
  16. Shitty? Shelley Long actually being hot and her hot ass prostitute buddies. Peak Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler. ”Looooove brokers! Hahahahaha!” You’re just wrong man
  17. Same. All I remember is the allsomeness of Lalo
  18. So he’s got a clipboard and diarrhea. That’s Texans material my friend
  19. If I was the Attorney General I’d have gotten a cease and desist against these fuckers years ago. I think all living descendants of Stephen F. Austin, Sam Houston, the Alamo defenders, et al should get damages
  20. It’s like if Siskel and Ebert reviewed books and somehow had a baby
  21. If you slide UT Czech III’s decade just a year forward you get The Outlaws album in ‘76 with Willie, Waylon, et al. Thanks to my father I was already familiar with their past work but even to my 12 year old self this sounded like something new and different. But if you slide that decade past ‘65 you lose a ton of cool shit as well
  22. Good Lord, Gil. He lists a who’s who of artists, most of whom wrote their own songs and are considered among the best ever at it, and you crap on Conway Twitty? I never saw a line in the record section of our local Gibson store but it seemed to me that everyone you listed sold about the same and there were a lot of Gibsons in small towns back then. As for your feelings about country music in general watch Ken Burns’ documentary about it if you haven’t already. It might change your mind
  23. Speed 2 would like a word with you
  24. So you’re saying that Barry had it in for Larry
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