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mr. sunshine

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  1. Allstate commercial with the frizzy haired, bucked tooth, ugly ass chick who offers to exchange some dude's ice cream cone for $574. She doesn't pay him and throws his ice cream cone away. Yep definitely Allstate
  2. The man is obviously sensible and well educated. He must post on surly
  3. Dolphins coach looks like Peewee Herman. I know he's probably got a name and backstory but I'm an old. Who gives a shit about this spare ass anyway
  4. It's like the old joke about aggy landscapers. Green side up
  5. It's Quinn and everybody else is a distant second. But feel free to fuck off media. Gotta have the drama
  6. Alright most of what I had was through Verizon - mostly Hulu and Max. Also had AppleTV but I guess I've gotta pay more for that now. So now I'm cut back to Sling and Amazon. Not complaining. I've got a regular 8-5 job now so my days of laying around watching TV are over but I'm not complaining. My question is if you had to start all over again what's the best bang for the buck? Thanks players
  7. Black Hole Sun probably not one of my top 10 Soundgarden jams but I'll be damned it works here
  8. I'm not the biggest NFL fan so please give me some examples of this "good guy" stuff. I think to the great unwashed he comes off as an overpaid, condescending prick
  9. Don't bro me bro. But by all means stay on the cutting edge of USF turditions
  10. But ESPN told me just a week ago that he'll be the next head coach of the Cowboys. They said he woh't win a whole lot but he's just so much fun
  11. Shit happens. Bama is my #2 team. Naturally #3 is whoever is playing aggy
  12. Sorry I didn't recognize the rich, rich tradition that is South Florida
  13. Bama hula guy with a Horns Down cap on while they struggle with USF? I normally root for the Tide but apparently they're rent free now just like aggy
  14. Yep. She had to walk home from my place early Friday morning. I mean it was nice and all but hardly worth a ride home or car fare
  15. Cal about to beat Auburn at home. Fuck Hugh Freeze and the horse he stuck his dick in and had to ride in on
  16. Somewhere Johnny Jolly is doing a dance. Probably in a 7-11 parking lot with a 40 ouncer of Olde English
  17. I don't know. Something about wearing the colors of the team you root for. But she's probably got several costume changes in store before the night is over. As to whatever popped into your mind I see yamps hotter than that going to, being at and coming home from work every day. Keep it in your pants sailor
  18. Didn't realize the Chef's colors were denim and denim
  19. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    At least they can still give each other the reach around
  20. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    This compares to me being left out of Scarlett Johannson's vagina. I wasn't deserving either but it was still very hurtful to my feelings
  21. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    Fuck yeah. The goldfish is their third string quarterback
  22. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    At least these two have the butt sex as a consolation prize
  23. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    DJ Ukulele couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
  24. Hey I think he'd make an above average rodeo clown
  25. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    As far as coaches named Norvell go, Jay > Mike. If there's any other coaches out there named Norvell, including tee ball, life and fantasy league coaches I'll bet they're all better than Mike
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