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mr. sunshine

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  1. Dammit. Somebody please point out to him the shelf in the grocery store with Community coffee on it
  2. I don’t see anything wrong with it. Sincerely, Marty Macramé
  3. Caught the occasional episode when it originally aired but thanks to surly and HBO Max I’m finally realizing the greatness. 1st season, episode 5. Derrick’s debut (Draaaamaaaa!) and the preacher at nana’s funeral shaking his head and saying “chicksand” after the eulogy/break up. I’m crying
  4. What’s the alternative here? Golf clap? Group yawn? Inner high five?
  5. mrs. sunshine is watching the Bachelor and it looks like he’s taken the ladies to the Texans facilities for attempted fun. It must be his way of saying his dick doesn’t work and letting them all down easy
  6. Lil Sweet cracks me up. Good on Dr. Pepper for bringing him back. LS: Do you pretend to like sports so your girlfriend’s father will like you? Closeted guy: No, I like sports. LS: Me too (winks)
  7. Good point. He never fared well against He Man
  8. Mr. Magoo had better games
  9. Also RIP Johnny Caravella and Heavy Early
  10. They’re about to fire up Burden of Dreams, the documentary about Werner Herzog making Fitzcarraldo
  11. Also, probably already covered, but… ACDC - It’s a Long Way to the Top, If You Want Blood Stones - Can’t You Hear Me Knocking, Monkey Man Van Halen - Dirty Movies, DOA Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast, Wasted Years Merle Haggard- Ramblin’ Fever Hank Williams Jr. - Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Elton - Love Lies Bleeding, All the Young Girls Love Alice The Cars - Let’s Go, The Dangerous Type Waylon - Honky Tonk Heroes, Ain’t Living Long Like This
  12. Their website already shows Kick Jeff Fisher in the Ass Night as a sellout
  13. Get ready. A private jet takes him to the crapper and back
  14. Sally calls him Old Faithful when it comes to taking a dump
  15. Well it gave 4 of my family members superpowers so I’d say it’s a wash
  16. I don’t understand. You’re a good, longtime poster. Personally I’ve even refused to engage in any banter, usually not that witty, about your mom just out of respect. But after multiple, sometimes even articulate threads about a series that is generally rated top 5 and ended 14 years ago you recently decided to watch the Wire only because your girlfriend urged you to? Undefeated indeed
  17. A boar hog’s tits think he’s useless
  18. Not to knock Payton as that is in capable hands but it makes me ponder what’s the difference between quitting, stepping down, or as thread title suggests, leaving? A couple of years? More than a decade? Having to track Mack’s plane?
  19. The last place someone enjoyed chopping it up with a guy named Hudson Standish was Plymouth Rock
  20. More accessories than Malibu Barbie. Hey man I had a sister
  21. This reminds me of Jeff Daniels buying his whole wardrobe at a convenience store in the movie Something Wild
  22. That alone would make this 13 years and counting walk in the desert totally worth it
  23. Didn’t know he left his Dallas home barefoot and in his underwear at 18 after his mother died and his alcoholic father tried to kill him with a butcher knife. Also he was Belushi’s understudy on the National Lampoon road show. RIP Meat
  24. This is officially the worst I’ve ever felt about laughing at something
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