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    We’ve got a bye week here so there’s almost two weeks to celebrate Chris Plonsky being fired without any distractions
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    Tell us more about your peepee. You’ve never been so interesting
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    Sounds like something good to watch after smoking a bowl. What can I say man I love puppies
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    Team 1 here. Team 2 must not realize worst character and shittiest person aren’t the same thing
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    Just like I assume anyone with his sunglasses perched on top of the flat bill of his designer cap is a major douche I’ll now apply the same assumption to anyone in a sleeveless hoodie
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    The butterfly…uh guy? As my dear daddy always says “Thank God there’s something for everybody”
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    Only time I ever felt the urge to write a letter to the editor. In this case a poem in the Dallas Morning News likening the whole thing to the WWF and forced sodomy. Got published too. So if you’re ever on a jury panel and a lawyer asks you if you’ve ever written a letter to the editor there’s good reason for it. Also fuck Baylor
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    Norm!
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    I’ll give you Obama but Lincoln was lanky and therefore probably slow to react. Washington was all about protecting the wooden teeth
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    Not the biggest George W fan but you gotta admit the shoe thrower would have nailed the other 45 current or past presidents easily
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    Come on. “Spoke to” and “here’s a quote from him” are such nebulous phrases
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    When an alternative is to hang a flat screen on one of those walls and see your husband probe his girlfriend’s taint hey lots of family photos all over the place are fun
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    I missed freshmen orientation because I smoked a joint and went to see Poltergeist. Had an opportunity to make up for it the next day but smoked a joint and went to see Poltergeist again
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    Probably Chuck but she is a master of the scissor kick
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    That dork’s lady friend on the couch is pretty hot yet he’s more concerned with playing with the remote. I detect aggy
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    Good eye. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy who spoils the Where’s Waldo books for the kids
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    Eastern Promises. I’ve seen it more than once and kind of dig it although the knife assault on naked Viggo makes my junk feel sympathetically vulnerable. Hey no gay jokes here
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    True. In 2011 Michelin was really pushing the Defender. Nice sturdy sidewall, good belts, excellent tread. Nowadays it’s all about the CrossClimate series. Well la dee fucking da
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    From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
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    I like them too but Tulane Baby Blue Wave? It’s like when Tech practically quit the color red despite that whole red raider thing and all
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    Not disagreeing but can you imagine trying to deliver a State Farm ad writer’s terrible lines? In comparison working for Ed Wood back in the day would been a piece of cake
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    No expert but wouldn’t that conflict with her being an attention whore?
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    *high

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