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mr. sunshine

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  1. This is like voting for the Young Elvis v. Fat Elvis stamp except they’re both fat
  2. All you really need for a good sandwich is meat, bread and some Duke’s. Cheese if you’re a rich surly elite
  3. Regal Beagle! Regal Beagle!
  4. I’ll preface this with I’m a surly old head but been It’s a Wonderful Life for me for years and who doesn’t watch A Christmas Story at least once a year but I’ll be damned if this one hasn’t crept up on me
  5. I’ve thought of this song as a movie since I first heard it. Hell I think you could do three movies, one for each generation of bootlegger. “I came home with a brand new plan…”
  6. Not bad for a guy who couldn’t tell a guitar from a bass so he stole a guitar to play bass on. Also perhaps in the Keith Richards/Ozzy drug pantheon
  7. I don’t want to die but this guy sounds like he knows what he’s talking about
  8. Hey man somebody sang 3 Nicklebacks in a row. Had to dilute that shit
  9. District 9 and Elysium are on rotation on the Starz channels. Both directed by Neill Blomkamp. Haven’t seen his entire catalog although I understand it’s not all to be celebrated. Also Sharlto Copley is a very convincing wuss/sympathetic alien convert in District 9 yet a fairly convincing bad guy in Elysium
  10. Oddly specific
  11. Last week’s final ‘21 harvest. I think
  12. Other word on the street is cats and dogs living together peacefully, rivers flowing upstream, etc.
  13. After watching these promos I’ve decided my goal is to be commissioner of the Mountain West or Conference USA. Expectations have to be minimal, probably decent pay, and by the time it all goes belly up I’ve got a nice place in Branson, MO taking in an Oak Ridge Boys show
  14. Playing 42 is aggy birth control
  15. This show was on my regular rotation as a kid. One of my buddy’s parents had 8 tracks of Redd Foxx’s stand up routines so we figured that was probably him just being Fred Sanford
  16. Perhaps. What gets me is he’s just flicking it 20-30 yards almost effortlessly. This is especially impressive if hypothetically speaking you’re so old and out of shape you fall all over yourself just attempting your patented wounded duck
  17. I wish they’d bring these ladies back
  18. There was this girl in junior high art class who’d show you her tits in the supply closet if you were thoughtful enough to ask. Nice BTW. Well that girl liked to show her tits off less than Taylor
  19. Thatguy? More like Thisfuckingguy
  20. When I was a kid one of our local dentists drove a Miata. Everyone called him the tooth fairy
  21. Unlike the current Deliverance cast members these guys were entertaining. At worst guilty of failing to give a reach around
  22. The Sonic commercial with the three guys in a truck who want to try each other’s burgers. I’ll bet dessert involves a drive out to the woods
  23. Sure. Certifiable, certified but never surlyfied
  24. I do a lot of work for single mothers. Well I help them get their start -Steve Martin
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