Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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Liberty Bowl: Miss St vs Texas Tech ESPN 5:45
This is like voting for the Young Elvis v. Fat Elvis stamp except they’re both fat
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Mayo Bowl: North Carolina vs South Carolina
All you really need for a good sandwich is meat, bread and some Duke’s. Cheese if you’re a rich surly elite
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Curb Your Enthusiasm: Best scenes, scenarios
Regal Beagle! Regal Beagle!
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We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup
I’ll preface this with I’m a surly old head but been It’s a Wonderful Life for me for years and who doesn’t watch A Christmas Story at least once a year but I’ll be damned if this one hasn’t crept up on me
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which female lead from an old western would you have wanted to fuck, and why is it Angie Dickinson?
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Songs that could be movies
I’ve thought of this song as a movie since I first heard it. Hell I think you could do three movies, one for each generation of bootlegger. “I came home with a brand new plan…”
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ZZ Top, C’mon down. It’s your turn to play “Sell Your Catalog”
Not bad for a guy who couldn’t tell a guitar from a bass so he stole a guitar to play bass on. Also perhaps in the Keith Richards/Ozzy drug pantheon
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Armed Forces Bowl OFFICIAL Thread
I don’t want to die but this guy sounds like he knows what he’s talking about
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hey man somebody sang 3 Nicklebacks in a row. Had to dilute that shit
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The movie you just watched
District 9 and Elysium are on rotation on the Starz channels. Both directed by Neill Blomkamp. Haven’t seen his entire catalog although I understand it’s not all to be celebrated. Also Sharlto Copley is a very convincing wuss/sympathetic alien convert in District 9 yet a fairly convincing bad guy in Elysium
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Oddly specific
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2021 Lawn and Garden
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Other word on the street is cats and dogs living together peacefully, rivers flowing upstream, etc.
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Battle Of The Sans....UT San Antonio vs San Diego State
After watching these promos I’ve decided my goal is to be commissioner of the Mountain West or Conference USA. Expectations have to be minimal, probably decent pay, and by the time it all goes belly up I’ve got a nice place in Branson, MO taking in an Oak Ridge Boys show
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Playing 42 is aggy birth control
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Sanford and Son
This show was on my regular rotation as a kid. One of my buddy’s parents had 8 tracks of Redd Foxx’s stand up routines so we figured that was probably him just being Fred Sanford
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2022 Transfer QB Quinn Ewers
Perhaps. What gets me is he’s just flicking it 20-30 yards almost effortlessly. This is especially impressive if hypothetically speaking you’re so old and out of shape you fall all over yourself just attempting your patented wounded duck
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
There was this girl in junior high art class who’d show you her tits in the supply closet if you were thoughtful enough to ask. Nice BTW. Well that girl liked to show her tits off less than Taylor
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Thatguy? More like Thisfuckingguy
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Brian Kelly to L$U
When I was a kid one of our local dentists drove a Miata. Everyone called him the tooth fairy
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Unlike the current Deliverance cast members these guys were entertaining. At worst guilty of failing to give a reach around
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
The Sonic commercial with the three guys in a truck who want to try each other’s burgers. I’ll bet dessert involves a drive out to the woods
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CFB coaching carousel
Sure. Certifiable, certified but never surlyfied
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2021 Texas HS football
I do a lot of work for single mothers. Well I help them get their start -Steve Martin