Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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NY Giants Are Having Fan Appreciation Day on Sunday. Let's Check What Their Gift Is.....
I take it that sufficient quantities of muledick weren’t available
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
The referenced post likened hiring Traylor as a position coach to doing the same with Nick Fucking Saban so keep your strawman to yourself bud
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
He was really good that time in that Alamo bowl. Or maybe it was the Texas bowl. I think it was on the TV in the corner while I was shooting pool and I was pretty drunk
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
UTSA? Ha. It would be more like hiring Choate away from Montana State to coach your linebackers
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The Most Nicholas Cage Movie Ever
I predict he’s going to show up in John Wick 12 and I’m going to freak the fuck out
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
For every Gogo offense there’s an Uma defense
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I get up at 5 a lot because that coincides with me and our dogs needing to take a huge piss
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The Most Nicholas Cage Movie Ever
For some reason I took a first date to see this. I took the news that I wasn’t getting laid afterwards like a champ
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
I think he’s saying that you could chew on anything in that picture and feel pretty well satisfied
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I don’t think just slapping on a little Hai Karate would do it justice. For Ms. Leon I’d consider a bull elk gland transplant
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Good. Since I’m drinking all this alcohol I’d like to put it toward something
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Before these commercials I didn’t know middle aged losers who wear eye shadow and stupid hats were anyone’s target demographic to shill cologne to. Finally there’s a scent for me
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
If some milk, tea, whiskey or other liquid gets spilled on the table and it’s flowing towards your iPad the only way to save it is a Bounty paper towel. Because just picking up and moving the iPad until you can find something to wipe up the spill is apparently not a fucking option
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Hey I like square toes. Not everyone is born with the the feet of a girl/young lady
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Yeah it’s weird as fuck. Also fuck facebook. In the face
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
- CFB coaching carousel
Oregon hiring Kelly just seems so aggy and Jimbo- Succession -- HBO
At this point I think most surlies bang holograms- Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Joke’s on you, TTUDad2012. We imploded years ago- Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Very nice. Personally I get my eggs over easy so I can mix the yolk in with everything else but ain’t nitpicking- 2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
After over a decade of wandering the desert yeah I’m sure yours are like beach balls- Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
I tried to fuck to The Fireman once (no homo) but gotdamn that upbeat tempo. Plus the fiddle solo. Couldn’t keep up- Law & Order: SVU... was broadcast on TV before film stores went extinct
Still would pound with the ferocity of Thor’s angry hammer- Is a fake slide an acceptable move ?
Yeah I don’t see the defense backs, linebackers, etc. just itching to light his ass up for a check swing either. Maybe the catcher make an unkind remark- Ewers in the portal
Well he is the landed aristocracy. A veritable country gentleman if you will - CFB coaching carousel
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