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mr. sunshine

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  1. UTSA? Ha. It would be more like hiring Choate away from Montana State to coach your linebackers
  2. So other than getting the name of the movie and its release date wrong you have to admit OP is spot on
  3. I predict he’s going to show up in John Wick 12 and I’m going to freak the fuck out
  4. For every Gogo offense there’s an Uma defense
  5. I get up at 5 a lot because that coincides with me and our dogs needing to take a huge piss
  6. For some reason I took a first date to see this. I took the news that I wasn’t getting laid afterwards like a champ
  7. I think he’s saying that you could chew on anything in that picture and feel pretty well satisfied
  8. I don’t think just slapping on a little Hai Karate would do it justice. For Ms. Leon I’d consider a bull elk gland transplant
  9. Good. Since I’m drinking all this alcohol I’d like to put it toward something
  10. Before these commercials I didn’t know middle aged losers who wear eye shadow and stupid hats were anyone’s target demographic to shill cologne to. Finally there’s a scent for me
  11. If some milk, tea, whiskey or other liquid gets spilled on the table and it’s flowing towards your iPad the only way to save it is a Bounty paper towel. Because just picking up and moving the iPad until you can find something to wipe up the spill is apparently not a fucking option
  12. Hey I like square toes. Not everyone is born with the the feet of a girl/young lady
  13. Yeah it’s weird as fuck. Also fuck facebook. In the face
  14. Oregon hiring Kelly just seems so aggy and Jimbo
  15. At this point I think most surlies bang holograms
  16. Joke’s on you, TTUDad2012. We imploded years ago
  17. Very nice. Personally I get my eggs over easy so I can mix the yolk in with everything else but ain’t nitpicking
  18. After over a decade of wandering the desert yeah I’m sure yours are like beach balls
  19. I tried to fuck to The Fireman once (no homo) but gotdamn that upbeat tempo. Plus the fiddle solo. Couldn’t keep up
  20. Still would pound with the ferocity of Thor’s angry hammer
  21. Yeah I don’t see the defense backs, linebackers, etc. just itching to light his ass up for a check swing either. Maybe the catcher make an unkind remark
  22. Well he is the landed aristocracy. A veritable country gentleman if you will
  23. Steel Shank making his own wiener sandwich must mean Bunco night for Mrs. Steel Shank
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