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mr. sunshine

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  1. Just the way he looks should be a warning sign. He’s the villain in every 80s movie all rolled into one
  2. I don’t think he was talking about playing Ohio State. I think he was talking about kicking your ass personally. Hey I understand the urge
  3. Then there’s the expression “tit for tat.” What’s tat and where can I trade it for the other?
  4. I grew up working in our family owned tire store. When I was little I thought they stunk until my father pointed out they smell like money
  5. I am. Need something to set my Cold-Brew Barista on
  6. I thought had a cogent point in there somewhere but after some sobering up alas no
  7. Actually after a couple of pages of discussion of this episode, which I originally didn’t like, but after reading the comments it will undoubtedly be encapsuled in the TV hall of fame as the bestest episode of anything ever, I understand that Old Yeller probably enjoyed sweet, sweet relief
  8. Look I think the most recent episode was lacking but I also cried when Old Yeller died. Everybody happy?
  9. Well there is some corroborating evidence in the suitcase
  10. Having to travel usually eliminates the riff raff. But then again there’s aggy
  11. I don’t know if this belongs here but Kevin Kline, Tracey Ullman, River Phoenix, Joan Plowright, William Hurt and Keanu in I Love You to Death and when is that MFer ever on?
  12. RIP. Fez in meltdown mode was always prime radio. His impersonation of LeBron James’ mom almost made me wreck one day
  13. Agnes of God. A nun has a baby then kills it but doesn’t even know where babies come from. Jane Fonda counsels her while continuously lighting one cigarette off another
  14. But not particularly funny. The various Christmas traditions seemed forced and highlighted that the supporting cast aren’t very good actors without a decent script. The emergency case of halitosis and door to door search for a dentist was stupid.
  15. I was all in on Sark but good friends with Herbstreit? I’m going to assume Satan, Tim Brando and Hitler’s ghost already have too many friends
  16. Come on. Waingro getting shot was hilarious
  17. This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person
  18. On a related note a couple of field side port-a-potties were burnt to the ground
  19. This one’s been around awhile but the prissy guy who thinks he’s being clever by having a nonalcoholic Heineken with his stupid lunch so he parades it around by boss’s office. But the boss is being interviewed on camera (!!!) so he’s exposed for the prissy, stupid, nonalcoholic Heineken drinker that he is
  20. Also the reason Texans can take their dirty gambling and weed money and spend it in other states
  21. From watching the White Lotus I understand the upside to this is potentially sexing up a high school girl with a massive rack and the downside is sticking your face between another man's ass cheeks. So experiences may vary and all that
  22. I just now discovered sweet sweet dark mode and yes I'm old and yes I'll fight every last one of you
  23. I sincerely hope this sort of opportunity doesn't slip through his fingers
  24. This right here is the kind of detective work we need on this thread. Everybody else is just spitballing
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