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mr. sunshine

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  1. Your get what you deserve alright
  2. He probably already moved his desk out then. I was curious about any napping customizations
  3. You must not be familiar with the whole drinking while watching a movie concept
  4. From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!!!
  5. I don’t know. The little shit’s grown on me
  6. This and marksmanship. History tells us that most everyone ever involved in a gunfight was really, really fucking drunk
  7. Easy Nick. Don’t let that spooge hit you in the eye
  8. I like this. Country as a chicken coop or turnip green also works
  9. Here’s hoping that $1,000 doesn’t scare all the other big players off
  10. Used it for over three years and had very few problems
  11. So from El Campo to Austin to College Station. Who planned this trip? The Donner party?
  12. The real tragedy would be if this hurts his wife’s career as an attention whore
  13. It looks like the skin condition Seal has. All I can say is if Heidi Klum’s pussy couldn’t cure it it’s incurable
  14. Come on. Whits Zombie was the Slim Whitman/White Zombie mashup we were all asking for and you know it
  15. I’ve used more glue fixing my Nike running shoes than the kid who made them
  16. We had it on VHS when I was a kid so we’d just fast forward to the murder ball scenes. Never saw the whole thing
  17. I live in a massive penthouse apartment in New York City. The only thing missing was that online bachelor’s degree from Strayer University
  18. I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien
  19. We’ve got a bye week here so there’s almost two weeks to celebrate Chris Plonsky being fired without any distractions
  20. Tell us more about your peepee. You’ve never been so interesting
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