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mr. sunshine

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  1. Back when the Cowboys held their training camp at St. Edward’s it was one of the places Jerry and Barry did their Urban Meyering
  2. Admit it. You’re jealous it’s not your taint he’s probing. Well I mean this time
  3. Dear Big 12: SEC y’all later. Don’t forget to suck
  4. I violated My parole again this week But boomer sooner
  5. Being used to TV announcers who suck this SEC Network seems tailor made for us
  6. With an attitude like that you’re going to be sent to bed early without any muledick
  7. You just know it’s going to be a good year Bobby. Notre Dame already lost/hank.hill
  8. Fuck actually watching the game when you can pretend you did and jump straight to making shit up
  9. His bag income was cut off a couple of years ago. You’d be salty too
  10. Pepper Anderson FTMFW
  11. It’s very wet in lovely New Braunfels TEXAS!!!
  12. What a pair of messy bitches Yeah I’m obsessed
  13. So Taylor Gaspar Estes’ tits are injured? Again?
  14. You’ve heard of carpet burns? These are hay burns
  15. When they kicked our ass in the Cotton Bowl there couldn’t have been more than a couple of hundred Miami fans there. Strangely they were all named Guido
  16. So you wear them out in public. Bold move
  17. Usually aggy too so I’m naturally skeptical
  18. I’m from Southeast Texas so this hits close to home
  19. Nissan slogan worthy
  20. Already have it on DVD, iTunes and HBO Max and have watched the series 3-4 times already but HBO 2 has been airing a season a day from 7 am - 7 pm since last week so we don’t get a lot done between those hours
  21. The Dune intro was almost as allsome as when ESPN decided MLB highlights would be more fun with Thor’s hammer superimposed over a regular old baseball bat
  22. or the opposing offense ran many plays that were successful because they were “off schedule.” Sneaky fuckers
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