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mr. sunshine

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  1. I always enjoyed the camera man’s search for the biggest tits in the stadium while everyone else got a commercial break
  2. From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!!!
  3. Don’t Let Arkansas Beat You Twice sounds like the shittiest Burt Reynolds movie sequel ever
  4. Yeah but I’m pessimistic seeing as how we can’t have nice things
  5. I gotta admit. I’ve always liked Saturday afternoon SEC games on CBS. Especially now with Fuckface Brando gone
  6. Thanks for being insensitive so I didn’t have to be
  7. Watched the first few seasons with my sister and eventually quit. One day I’m talking to her and she said a guy named Eddie Murphy was on it so I watched it until he left. Years later she said a guy named Will Ferrell was on it so I watched until he left. She hasn’t recommended it since
  8. The Notebook here
  9. Sausage and egg breakfast on a bun. I even carry Tabasco in the glove compartment for such occasions
  10. Judging by the signs on College Gameday, that Texas - OU matchup in Ames today should be a good one
  11. From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!!!
  12. If being a good American includes listening to/singing along with Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American” I need to look into what the terrorists have to offer
  13. Won’t miss much about the Big XII but when that day comes AI_4_ISU warrants a SEC invite too
  14. I was a little late to the party so the first episode I watched live involved Ralphie and his stripper girlfriend’s head and a road barricade. That was pretty indelible
  15. Whether your slaw is on the side or hidden in your pulled pork sandwich you gotta realize that it goes to the same place once you chew it up and swallow it. That’s right … Arkansas
  16. Apparently you’re unfamiliar with ChiTownDoc’s body of work
  17. Bought Matrix 1 - 3 on DVD because that’s what you did back then and after viewing tossed 2 and 3 in the trash. If this is decent it becomes Matrix 2 in my multiverse
  18. I finally saw it. First the ass caught up with the titties now the rest of her has. Still would for old time’s sake though
  19. Well don’t keep everybody in suspense. How did the delivery go?
  20. From lovely New Braunfels… TEXAS!
  21. All it’s missing is Alex Rodriguez as the pivot man
  22. I already assumed that all females in State Farm commercials and Chris Paul were lesbians
  23. Bites/chomps the bit = aggressive, usually a winner Spits the bit = nervous, usually loses Nahlin = someone who really wants to use an analogy of some sort without even googling
  24. Josh Heupel seems like one of the most uninspiring coaches ever and I’m somewhat of an expert on this because I follow a program once coached by Charlie Strong and Tom Herman
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