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    BC @ FSU

    mr. sunshine replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    These announcers sound like they really really want Florida State to be good. Ifs and buts. Candy and nuts. Merry fucking Christmas in September assholes
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    Brian Kelly sounds like he sucks a mean cock
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    If there's an Oilcan Harry's in CS yeah he was there
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    I've disliked Fowler since we squeaked by Nebraska in the '09 Big 12 championship game so he took it upon himself to convince the world we weren't worthy to play Alabama
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    and a jar of peanut butter
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    ESPN + is also an option
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    Drying paint just called and said finally it's not the most boring thing to watch
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    Was there an episode of The Flintstones where they played football? If there was it probably went like this game
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    I'd motor boat those fun bags. After a bender if you woke up next to Holly Rowe in the morning you'd chew your own limb off like a coyote in a trap just to keep from waking her ugly ass up. Yes even you Vic
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    Good Lord Elko is a fat fuck
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    We don't need no stinking chins!!!
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    Let me get this straight. Pimp ass George Hamilton used to tan entirely too much and spilled his drank on your deck so you think it's all yucky and needs to be restained. You should have it bronzed instead. Seriously the presence of a child or two is the only evidence this couple has ever been laid
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    Their fans look like they had Everclear for breakfast. In Oklahoma that's called a day that ends in y
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    Already with the horns down. Rent free. Which is the only way to live in Oklahoma
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    *sniffing glue
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    From Austin today and Corpus Christi tomorrow. My 60 year old ass finally got a new job. Will miss the game in person but party on MFers
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    I think Bob Cole should be relegated to two tin cans with a string connecting them. Then he can be cloned so he'll have someone who'll actually pick up the second tin can and listen to him
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    Once Upon a Time in the West. You bring a horse for me? No. It looks like we're shy a horse. No. You brought two too many
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    I throw LSU in there too. Compared to that diploma factory ND, aggy and OU are Harvard, Stanford and Yale
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    Leaky condoms
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    Dammit. Normally I'd pay to listen to her pee into a tin cup but then I read this thread
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    I don't know. Seemed to work very well when they called it The Incredibles
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    OK you've convinced me. Pulling for the meteor now
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    I've got a shit ton of aggy cousins. Yeah they're weird AF but they don't know any better. But what I can't tolerate are the few Notre Dame blowhards I know going on and fucking on about Notre Dame because evidently they know fuck all about anything else. At least aggy can regale you with tales of meat judging competitions

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