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mr. sunshine

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  1. He believed he fought in the Battle of the Alamo for the good guys and was reincarnated according to a Texas Monthly article years ago. He also replaced Peter Gabriel as a lead singer and could play the drums like a beast simultaneously and pull all kinds of hot ass in his prime. But he was no Gil Bang, mind you
  2. I can think of the ideal settlement offer but they might want to dig the corn and peanuts out of it first
  3. If this holds up someone please photoshop BYU's head coach with a cowboy hat, shades, thick gold chain, etc.
  4. Saw Nosferatu last night so this hits close to home
  5. Turns out we put razor wire on the wrong border
  6. I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work there, Steamboat
  7. That and a butter knife
  8. IIRC he was critical of us about to cut bait with Charlie Strong, which he had plenty to say about. Meantime Saint Urban was knuckles deep in some waitress's ass on video and he didn't have much to say about that
  9. Johnny Paycheck at the local rodeo back in the late 90s. So fucked up he only made it through 3-4 songs, 2 of which were Take This Job and Shove It. Assaulted a stage hand with his cane then called it a night. Actually after further reflection that might have been the most allsomest show I ever witnessed
  10. They've activated the Barry Switzer light. It's sort of like the bat signal
  11. Both of these teams could fuck up a wet dream
  12. Based on the previews and opening credits I thought it was going to be black and white. Mostly dull shades of gray and brown though which is pretty much black and white. Then there's the scene in which the Harding's daughters are introduced. Looked like Willie Wonka compared to the rest of the movie. Thought that was interesting. Also really dug Dafoe's pipe. Gotta get one of those bad boys
  13. I usually just skip straight to the diarrhea. Saves time
  14. I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!
  15. Not too many years ago he'd go out of his way to shit on us even if there was a nice clean Buccee's stall readily available
  16. mr. sunshine

    Landman

  17. I'm sure she's got all the qualities he prefers. Except a penis. That's got to be a deal breaker
  18. He's a middle aged man with the haircut and insight of a 13 year old
  19. Bill from Sinton and Gunnar Helm say fuck y'all's lack of positivity
  20. This and the Oregon fan who doesn't know their mascot is a duck. Yeah right Allstate
  21. Hope you're right bud. AJ Hawk looks like he had his eyeliner tattooed on like Michael Jackson
  22. I'm staying at an RV park in Austin that attracts a lot of fans on game weekends. Mostly Horns driving huge buses but also opposing fans. A pretty big group of Clemson fans this weekend. Then there's aggy. It's like they think they're participating today
  23. Rudy is the greatest sport movie of all time? Bull Durham and many others shit in your general direction, ESPN geniuses
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