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mr. sunshine

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  1. Last year’s Florida team was the shittiest measuring stick in the history of shitty measuring sticks
  2. As a young man this accommodated my spank schedule very nicely
  3. We were both 110% committed to Colorado not long ago, My excuse is I was only talking about slipping up there for some flower. Maybe some gummies
  4. The Tide commercial where the grandparents have let the daughter and her kids move in so they get to do laundry all day. Then granddaughter who appears to be at least older than 2 spits fruit juice all over her clean jammies which only makes them all giggle. Fuck that shit
  5. You might want to shoot for a single meaning before you go for the double meaning
  6. Oh the things I’d do to Connie Britton in a big floppy hat. Hell she could wear one too
  7. She hosts a show on the SiriusXM 80s channel and sounds like Edward G. Robinson
  8. Well first you had Predator and then way later there was The Predator. Don’t know if it’s a sequel though. Never bothered to watch it
  9. Dig the avatar. Saw him at the Grand Ole Opry when I was a kid. Old man could still bring it
  10. There’s a blast from the past. I filled a big old Ragu spaghetti sauce jar with these in law school. Wish I could find it
  11. Start out with a houseplant. If after a year it’s still alive consider a dog or other pet. If that’s still alive a year later consider marriage. If after another year all these things are still alive consider kids
  12. The last I heard about Tenaha was years ago when the local cops were settling asset seizures and forfeitures on the side of the road. No need to get prosecutors, defense lawyers or those pesky judges involved
  13. When I was a little kid I was still trying to figure out the differences between boys and girls then I saw her on the Porter Wagoner show and it all made sense
  14. Neil Young’s cocaine booger cracks me up
  15. Come on man they know you’ve got $80 million cash in exit fees in your wallet
  16. I’ll bet your brand new compass never closed properly again after that
  17. Yes Kurt it never occurred to us to put a better product on the field. Where’s my notepad? Wait I’ve got a computer in front of me
  18. Grew up in the 409 so yeah I know something about hurricanes too
  19. I snatched a Miami pennant from a little girl, broke the stick, threw it at her and was summarily asked to leave
  20. On top of that these things are designed to survive hurricanes. FEMA stages out of them
  21. Auburn in ‘84
  22. Bob apparently doesn’t understand that his lunch order isn’t proprietary information
  23. I read this in Henny Youngman’s voice
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