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mr. sunshine

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  1. I remember being hungover and desperately in need of deer corn the next morning so I went to the local aggy feed store and got hazed, even by some aggy kid. I did inquire what they’d won in anybody’s fucking lifetime but bought the corn anyway. When I got home and related this to mrs. sunshine she took the corn back herself and cussed everybody out for good measure
  2. Hisamitsu, a Japanese pharmaceutical company, cranking out Salonpas pain relieving patches since 1934. More than enough time to distribute them to all the fighter and bomber crews that attacked Pearl Harbor in soothing comfort. Actually on second thought that seems like a terrible ad campaign
  3. I was right there with you and then you steered into a fucking ditch
  4. I think in real life he would have beaten Polanski out for some trim, assuming it didn’t belong to a 13 year old. Oh well different strokes and all
  5. Between TCM and Starz in the last week I’ve rewatched Bullitt, the Thomas Crown Affair, the Great Escape, Papillon, the Getaway and Tom Horn. There used to be a coolest MFer thread either here or on the shag and I went with Otis Redding but I can see plugging McQueen in the #1 spot, despite being portrayed as a wuss in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
  6. This. Also Jurnee Smollett appears to be a fine MFer
  7. Greg Bergeron is already recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s biggest twat so it’s not like he’s sliding under the radar
  8. I’m presently dehydrated and not high so this is perfect for me
  9. Similarly I used to be somewhat of an expert on how to deal with women and children until I got married and we had kids
  10. Thanks. Any one you’d recommend above the others?
  11. Back then popcorn boxes were made of tin which made it especially rough on the old twig and berries
  12. No but you could get a handjob from Mary Pickford for a nickel
  13. As a fellow old man, those sorts of connections are long, long gone. The best I could do is dispatch some dirty legs from New Braunfels. Just make sure you’re up to date on your shots
  14. You seem very angry. I’m going to write you a prescription for weed and pussy. Don’t be afraid to mix the two. For God’s sake please
  15. Technically it’s ‘vaginal blood fart’ on the color chart
  16. The 12th Man was made up of very skilled guys that could have had scholarships at other universities Blinn, Angelina Junior College, DeVry just to name a few
  17. The Favourite. Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz competing to see who could eat out Queen Anne’s putrid, festering box out for supremacy. Yet it somehow works
  18. This is a house of learned doctors! -Dale Doback
  19. Also we learned Hazel is the world’s second most famous hand model
  20. Burger: But no one ever confesses on the stand.
  21. Hi I’m Fred. I like tacos and ‘71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta
  22. McLean Stevenson’s agent’s ghost says that sounds like a winner
  23. I’m trying to remember the name of the guy who cranked out the Inside Texas newsletter back in the day. Robert Heard? What I do remember is he wrote that DeLoss Dodds looked like something that would service a bull. If so he’d need to line up behind Day
  24. From personal experience when you’re in the middle of a murder trial you’re a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker
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