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mr. sunshine

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  1. We were both 110% committed to Colorado not long ago, My excuse is I was only talking about slipping up there for some flower. Maybe some gummies
  2. The Tide commercial where the grandparents have let the daughter and her kids move in so they get to do laundry all day. Then granddaughter who appears to be at least older than 2 spits fruit juice all over her clean jammies which only makes them all giggle. Fuck that shit
  3. You might want to shoot for a single meaning before you go for the double meaning
  4. Oh the things I’d do to Connie Britton in a big floppy hat. Hell she could wear one too
  5. She hosts a show on the SiriusXM 80s channel and sounds like Edward G. Robinson
  6. Well first you had Predator and then way later there was The Predator. Don’t know if it’s a sequel though. Never bothered to watch it
  7. Dig the avatar. Saw him at the Grand Ole Opry when I was a kid. Old man could still bring it
  8. There’s a blast from the past. I filled a big old Ragu spaghetti sauce jar with these in law school. Wish I could find it
  9. Start out with a houseplant. If after a year it’s still alive consider a dog or other pet. If that’s still alive a year later consider marriage. If after another year all these things are still alive consider kids
  10. The last I heard about Tenaha was years ago when the local cops were settling asset seizures and forfeitures on the side of the road. No need to get prosecutors, defense lawyers or those pesky judges involved
  11. When I was a little kid I was still trying to figure out the differences between boys and girls then I saw her on the Porter Wagoner show and it all made sense
  12. Neil Young’s cocaine booger cracks me up
  13. Come on man they know you’ve got $80 million cash in exit fees in your wallet
  14. I’ll bet your brand new compass never closed properly again after that
  15. Yes Kurt it never occurred to us to put a better product on the field. Where’s my notepad? Wait I’ve got a computer in front of me
  16. Grew up in the 409 so yeah I know something about hurricanes too
  17. I snatched a Miami pennant from a little girl, broke the stick, threw it at her and was summarily asked to leave
  18. On top of that these things are designed to survive hurricanes. FEMA stages out of them
  19. Auburn in ‘84
  20. Bob apparently doesn’t understand that his lunch order isn’t proprietary information
  21. I read this in Henny Youngman’s voice
  22. Actually it’s spelled Rohahahahahahahahabert
  23. Randy dropping a lesson on us that I can actually finish and understand. That’s got to be a first
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