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mr. sunshine

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  1. I’d like the exact opposite of your lottery numbers
  2. You don’t seem like a team player. How about getting with the program. Why don’t you jump on the team and come on in for the big win
  3. I told mrs. sunshine that if we ever had another girl we ought to name her Imperator Furiosa. I was totally serious
  4. Once you cut out all the bullshit and fluff I could cover world history in less than an hour
  5. If a movie about a giant gorilla and a giant lizard trying to kill each other lacks character development and human drama is wrong I don’t want to be right
  6. You’re lucky. I had to watch on a kinescope
  7. Oh really? You don’t like embarrassment? Patronizing bullshit
  8. Teresa Ganzel is 64. Still would emphatically
  9. My Uncle Butch’s review of the Oakridge Boys show was the guy who sings bass must be a real panty dropper and that critique comes from a master panty dropper
  10. White snake White zombie Great white White lion White stripes Whitey on Leave it to Beaver Et al
  11. I’m watching this and trying to recall if I’ve ever seen the Horns cut down a net before
  12. Personally I think Penthouse Forum set the bar as far as real stories go
  13. If I told a semi hot middle aged chick in a swimsuit that she’s ‘clearly someone who takes care of herself’ I’d get banned from the pool but Mr. colon cancer screening mail in turd box gets a free pass
  14. I get Outlander mixed up with both Highlander and Zoolander
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