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mr. sunshine

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  1. Lady in the Water was just on. No idea WTF is going on there
  2. “Hey gang, who doesn’t mind a case of diarrhea?” also works
  3. Houston Gamblers >>> Houston Texans
  4. I only want to see him for a split second against Rutgers, Purdue, Nebraska et al on the 11 am special while flipping channels. Doris Burke in the booth please
  5. The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness
  6. I’m Team Cornette on the Ultimate Warrior. He was usually sucking wind after just running to the ring and his only move was military pressing and dropping Barry Horowitz
  7. Human Feces and Needles sounds like the most allsome punk band ever
  8. and here I thought my freshman roommate who could make a bong out of an apple was something
  9. Oh! This is too violent for me!
  10. I’m confused. John Cena not Chinese but he play joke? He not go peepee in my Coke?
  11. I like how both Ray and later his buddy took time out from kicking the guy’s ass who fucked with Ray’s side mirror to point out there was no painted pedestrian crossing
  12. It’s okay. We’re do
  13. All great music is either about or made under the influence of drugs or both except White Rabbit and Puff the Magic Dragon which are both just cute family songs about cavorting with fun imaginary animals
  14. Hey man there’s shit out there that needs marketing. Sometimes at scientific perhaps masterly levels
  15. At this point who can alternate old lady and totally bangable roles better than Jean Smart?
  16. When I see his name I sometimes read it as Topo Gigio which is a nice little reminder that I'm an old. Possibly stoned too
  17. If games involving Colorado and Tennessee are candidates for Game of the Year then hey there whatever
  18. My septuagenarian mom and dad Sam Houston grads and superfans say fuck Danny Davis which is strange because I’ve never heard them talk that way
  19. Out of Sight, Traffic, Boogie Nights…
  20. Not unless getting all up in that booty counts
  21. Yeah first episode I didn’t like or even try to finish. Definitely not my cup of tea
  22. and you actually had to pay extra for Babyfirst on satellite TV 16 years ago. It was like tipping someone for water boarding you
  23. I’m actually happy for the alleged victims and perpetrator. Living in Ohio would drain the basic desire to fuck out of most anyone. I’ve met many Ohio transplants and they’re only interested in ammo and cheese products
  24. No shit. He’s doing a post-shopping review of the grocery list, realizing his errors, and anticipating the Mrs. hanging a foot in his ass. This is my story too
  25. Evidently explored that Hwy 59 corridor and then ended up on I-35 north. WTF
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