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    Texas Monthly had a “making of” article about it a few years ago. Interesting read. Also everybody knew Pam>>>Sissy
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    Georgia
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    This. If Burton’s trash Joel Schumacher says hold my beer
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    We should all take some time out to feel sorry for those who are worth a shit at their jobs. There. That ought to do it
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    All this Old Mack v. Strong v. Herman talk is like that three way gunfight in the Good, the Bad and the Ugly only all three manage to shoot themselves in the dick
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    Now that you’ve slandered the Captain I guess now you’ll be going after Mr. Greenjeans
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    His favorite Christmas tradition is going to a haunted house and being chased around by some guy with a chainsaw
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    You had me until the Milky Ways part. No one’s ever bought, stolen or otherwise enjoyed a Milky Way. Everybody knows they only keep them on store shelves for electrical infetterence
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    If I was the one negotiating contracts he’d be picking up trash on the side of a busy highway with nothing between him and God but a reflective vest and a broomstick with a nail in it but that’s just how I roll
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    Gotta admire the husband who follows bike riding wifey mile after mile in the Lexus support vehicle. “What’s that honey? Couldn’t hear you over the air conditioner and satellite radio”
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    Oh fuck it. Santa brought me some cash and the weed is sufficiently stock piled
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    Yes but behind his back we all called him Arashat. Sometimes Arashart
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    In France the perfect breast would fit in a champagne glass. In America it would clog a toilet
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    Personally it reminds me of that time I decided to forego the Nobel Peace Prize
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    Okay. How do you get snot off corduroy?
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    Them being soggy chunks of potato gut bombs didn’t do it for you?
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    Nothing personal but this qualifier is beyond tired
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    Man I love monkeys but that little shit’s an obvious face eater
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    I can sympathize. It’s like playing the telephone game in elementary school when you’re a last row kind of guy
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    I’ve never been tempted to so much as chuckle at a State Farm commercial. I think Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes are probably funny enough in real life to just ad lib it and that’s a very low bar
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    A buddy’s wife interned for him too. Absolute smoke show. She showed me a photo of the team from her era and it was an all star lineup
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    Ryan Day was kicked out of a Village People tribute group for being too gay
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    Not unless anyone thinks diarrhea is a good perk

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