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  1. mr. sunshine
    After removing the “ifs” and question marks from your post I’ve decided it’s never too early to chug preseason koolaid. Also never noticed all the camel toe on the pom squad but I won’t make that mistake going forward
  2. mr. sunshine
    Ewww. 2 visible moles. Surly won’t forego a microwave hot chicken pot pie and take off it’s fetid bathrobe to bang
  3. mr. sunshine
    You sure have pretty fingernails ma’am
  4. mr. sunshine
    Burn both of them for good measure
  5. mr. sunshine
    A sitcom about Kat Dennings’ tits would be far more compelling. Personally I could squeeze 4-5 seasons out of these suckers
  6. mr. sunshine
    Seems like he could temporarily remove his hand from CDC’s or Sark’s ass and at least attempt a hook ‘em
  7. mr. sunshine
    He reminds me of the whore in High Plains Drifter. Stumbled all the way across the street to fall on Clint Eastwood just to let him know she couldn’t stand him
  8. mr. sunshine
    Ditto. Also that was the best birds and bees talk ever
  9. mr. sunshine
    and to think I knew some of you big shots in your salad days. As in tossing salad
  10. mr. sunshine
    Ernie Holmes used to be a customer at my family’s tire store when I was a kid. His Super Bowl rings were the size of truck lug nuts. Made me feel sorry for Mrs. Holmes
  11. mr. sunshine
    That’s scarily close to English
  12. mr. sunshine
    Well I read somewhere that he’s superstar director
  13. mr. sunshine
    The Breakfast Club?
  14. mr. sunshine
    Hey! How are we going to stop?
  15. mr. sunshine
    We’ve got a neighbor lady who’s a big ND fan so I usually work “You just know it’s going to be a good year, Bobby. Notre Dame already lost” into the conversation. She’s also got fantastic tits which really doesn’t have anything to do with this thread
  16. mr. sunshine
    Why is Bruce Arians wearing a bandolier made of the AV club?
  17. mr. sunshine
    McRibs remind me of the “krab” I used to buy when I had no choice but to be a cheapskate in college. Seems like a good idea until you take a couple of bites
  18. mr. sunshine
    The Untouchables is practically on a loop on the Starz channels. God this is terrible yet I can’t look away
  19. mr. sunshine
    Eugene Seale. Besides being a beast at football he threw the shot put, discus and ran the 100 yard dash in track. Usually placed in all three
  20. mr. sunshine
    I helped organize a Greeks vs independents football game years ago. Halftime entertainment was a Frisbee catching dog. His owner just charged a nickel bag of weed and the fans stayed glued to their seats
  21. mr. sunshine
    By this measure Santa Anna was one classy motherfucker
  22. mr. sunshine
    But what if shithead IS his identity?
  23. mr. sunshine
    There’s enough Stormfront left to make a Darth Vader
  24. mr. sunshine
    I figured you did. I’ve heard about the movie but haven’t seen it. From the description it sounds like it wouldn’t appeal to my interests, prurient or otherwise. Just from what I know about the parties involved I think it’s a fair question to ask if such minor considerations as venue, jurisdiction and summoning a multi national corporate into a state district court as a criminal defendant were addressed beforehand
  25. mr. sunshine
    Tyler is the county seat of Smith County. Woodville is the county seat of Tyler County. Also the Tyler County CDA’s father is a Congressman and they both have the IQ of a wet fart

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