mr. sunshine

One of my favorites

I grew up on VH, but saw them live only once - in '84 at the Erwin Center. Dave had on the chaps, the huge styrofoam cowboy hat and rode around on the inflatable microphone. When he offered to buy everyone a drink I just knew he was talking to me personally. Eddie was a fucking witch but everyone knew that already. RIP Ed

We hate everyone now. Moose out front shoulda told ya

Swinging a sledgehammer like Stephen Hawking was also concerning but it was too late at that point

You’re a great poster futureman

This is one of the rare occasions I’m happy to still be drunk from last night

If you’re ever buying a shampoo sink, go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing

Alan has boycotted radio ever since he heard “We Are Family”

Probably discussed already but on the play where they bitched about pass interference not being called wasn’t the play clock on -4 when Tech finally snapped the ball?

Please tell me it’s the bubonic plague

The refs showed up early

Do the guys call you “the cruiser”?

Sounds like extreme fun. I’m going to take my and mrs. sunshine’s square dancing outfits to the dry cleaners. Just hang in there for 2-3 days please

There are several obvious answers to this. Out of respect to the sanctity of the recruiting board please feel free to peruse the football board

As a chronic stalker I always enjoyed quietly singing this little ditty, usually in a tree but at least 100 yards from a bedroom window. Damn restraining orders. Every breath you take and every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you Every single day and every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watching you Oh, can't you see you belong to me How my poor heart aches with every step you take Every move you make, and every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace I dream at night, I can only see your face I look around but it's you I can't replace I feel so cold and I long for your embrace I keep crying, "Baby, baby, please" Oh, can't you see you belong to me How my poor heart aches with every step you take Every move you make and every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you Every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you I'll be watching you Every breath you take and every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take (I'll be watching you) Every single day, every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay (I'll be watching you) Every move you make, every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake (I'll be watching you) Every single day, every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay (I'll be watching you) Every breath you take, every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take (I'll be watching you) Every single day, every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay (I'll be watching you) Every move you make, every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake (I'll be watching you) Every single day, every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay (I'll be watching you)

Mack would have shut it down at 28-3 max because you know UTEP has good kids who just want to graduate

Ellie Taylor as per the interwebs

I eat the pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfucking thang

and haven’t played football for 7-8 years but hey

Maybe it’s you that nobody still gives a fuck about but that would mean somebody gave a fuck in the first place

Holy fucking shit. Kyrie Eleison was my “brother in the struggle” all along

I got pulled over by Austin PD in the late '80s for running a stop sign. I was drunk and high as a pine tree. Lied to the cop that I was just around the corner from home (didn't even know the address) and was just a general all-around asshole. Fortunately one of my passengers was much more clearheaded and diplomatic and talked the cop into letting him drive to a buddy's house nearby where we'd all spend the night. The cop reluctantly agreed but promised he'd drive by that address every hour until his shift ended and if my vehicle moved, he'd come and pull me out of bed and beat my ass. Not a chance in hell of anything like that happening these days. There but for the grace of God...

Easy. Just replace the Big XII patch with it