Everything posted by mr. sunshine
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
I can play quarterback better than him and I'm presently 60 years old and drunk on top of that
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NFL Week 14
Amon Ra St. Brown sounds like the name of a Batman villain
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Vraylar. So your mom after taking her antidepressants peddles her bike to pick you up from school, feeds you cookies in front of your fellow 1st graders, puts you in the kiddie seat and peddles your precious ass home in front of God and everybody and your fellow 1st graders. Yep you're getting your ass kicked tomorrow kid. Any self respecting 1st grader would
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GJ Kinne: The next great offensive mind of CFB?
It's like cutting a sandwich in half to eat. You can start with the rightwich or the leftwich
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
He'll wreck your Edmund, Fitzgerald
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
The official start of the Christmas season when I was a kid
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Dune: Prophecy
Man I love it when nerds chop it up. Rock on my brother
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$9.95 worth every penny
Years ago I actually bought the DVD of Happiness based on a Rolling Stone review and I figured that's the only way I'd get to watch it. Watched it once and then gave it to a secretary at work who liked uh interesting stuff. Next day she tried to give it back to me but I reminded her no take-backs
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Fuck
- The Game - Michigan vs. Ohio State
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ESPN GAME DAY
I was last there in '95 when James Brown won the last SWC title. Aggy buddy provided tickets, transportation, booze, etc. His seats were right in the middle of a sea of aggy. Fun game
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Black Friday Streaming Deals
Love me some Sling
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Meh. It's like the Stoops. Bob, Mike, Mark, Junior, Buddy, Jethro, etc.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
IIRC he had commitments from a bunch of spares. At that point Mack was about as picky as the Columbia Record & Tape Club
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Just some random young lady with a nose ring, apparently lives in a basement and gets way too jazzed about even the shittiest of NFL matchups. Maybe it's the meth
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder
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Prediction thread week 12, 2024; Texas at aggy
Good guys 43 Others 17 Circa 2000. Simms I mean Quinn dropping bombs. Had a DWI client who was arrested that night and his field sobriety tests just amounted to him yelling "Hook 'em Horns!" on video. Jury said not guilty
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Happy Friday, assholes. Did you know that Kentucky has never played a football game as far west as Austin???
A buddy of mine's now deceased wife was a waitress there in her teens before she went to UT. Really cool lady. Lots of cool stories Anyway, from the ATX... FIGHT!!!
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Concerts you are attending
My first concert was at the Beaumont Civic Center in '81. Scorpions opened for Iron Maiden. Scorpions' lead singer got hit in the head with whiskey bottle from the balcony after 2-3 songs then Maiden came on. Whole place went nuts
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Marvel Cinematic Universe the Endless Phase: Tripping Balls (Spoilers)
Still plenty of naked tits, miscellaneous fuckery, dragons torching shit, Bron, etc. to make it worth a watch
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The Mandela Effect and Moonraker
Right up there with Pussy Galore
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Fuck Big 12 refs
I think Arkansas only had a penalty or two also. In the Big 12 days I used to expect a flag after every fucking play
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Criticize your favorite movies
Building drains are typically never forced mains. (Building drain meaning the main exiting the building and leaving the property). And a forced main would go straight up to a maintenance port before dropping back down to a gravity drain leaving the property. Also, at that time it would be extra heavy cast iron or ductile iron and basically impossible to break with a rock. Still my favorite movie. Drainage nerd talk not going away
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Criticize your favorite movies
and finally to belabor the whole Godfather thing to the nth degree... Al Neri is one of the coolest motherfuckers in the Godfather universe. They could have made a movie from his backstory in the book. Could have called it Godfather III
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Waltzing with Brando - Billy Zane as Marlon Brando (2025)
Well news for you wiseguy maybe Mr. Billy Zane never particularly cared for you either. Maybe it was all the drunkeness, offensive touching and all that fucking patchouli oil. P.S. - Kiss my ass. I can play Brando. What can you do? Respectfully, Mr. Billy Zane