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    I started disliking Star Trek movies when they relied on time travel a plot element just like I hate this multi verse crap. Flying around in a space ship blasting shit or being a super hero or villain is already cool enough anyway IMHO. You don't have to candy it up
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    Solid movie. Pacino can still do understated. Who knew
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    Besides how the existence of cell phones and the internet would have resolved most of these episodes within 5 minutes I'm amazed by... The continual handing off of the expensive Poppy pee couch when washing the cushion cover or, if necessary, getting a new cushion and cover would have probably sufficed. I think Jerry could afford it or at least point out to Poppy that he'd just peed on the couch and demand reimbursement. Hell if Poppy was one of the plane seating options most passengers would choose to parachute. Also a red dot on a cashmere sweater can be cured with just a little dab of white paint
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    In his defense he's the only person in history who wanted to get laid at a decent wedding but failed to do so. So there's the bitterness
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    Disney Cruise Line "A dream is a wish your heart makes" WTF does that even mean?
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    Except Sark of course. I've now quoted myself. I assume this is part of the multiverse
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    Listening to Sark speak reminds me that every coach we've had since Royal was a complete and utter mental regard
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    Years ago on the old Ron & Fez show on Sirius a truck driver called in and turned them onto Choctaw Bingo and suggested it should replace the National Anthem. Hard to disagree
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    Saw/heard them at the Erwin Center in '84. Changed my life
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    Well fuck me
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    My father used to call our local newspaper the weekly wiper. Same applies to anything shithead Bohls. writes iin the past, present and future. Also if if becomes necessary for Texas to run shit I imagine they certainly will. I'm reminded of when the regents damn near cornered the gold market and told the caretakers in New York City they didn't want just the certificates of ownership. They actually wanted the fucking gold bars. NYC firm laughed it off until a few armored trucks showed up from Austin
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    Every other coach is appearing with his players. It's official. All of his players hate Elko /bizarro aggy
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    Did your regular theater have videos of T Rex live and other cool shit before the previews? Yeah I didn't think so. Who likes cool shit anyway
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    I used to be a DA in Southeast Texas. DA of a neighboring county was a renowned dumbass. At his first jury trial the judge asked him to call his first witness and you could hear him whisper "oh shit" to his assistant
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    I thought he'd have pulled a Russell Wilson and traded up years ago but good for them
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    I use "something must have happened to them'" on a regular basis
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    also much like when I hear Stuck in the Middle With You I think about Pulp Fiction I'm sure when I hear You Can Do Magic in the future I'll think about this episode
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    Looks good
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    My internet is broke. It doesn't contain photos of Firecracker's big uns unwrapped
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    Birth control. How does it work
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    Giancarlo Esposito is in danger of supplanting the great Don Cheadle as my favorite living actor
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    Thought they made enough of these already but holy sheeeyit this looks all some
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    For some reason I still remember this bit of bathroom graffiti from Liberty Lunch circa 1986... "Sally Sore Whore asked Billy Bob Frat Rat What's the matter? Rather be wrestling in your underwear with your buddies?"

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