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mr. sunshine

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  1. Attended the '99 Cotton Bowl v. these shitbirds. Clanging a cowbell is irritating as hell but is way less labor intensive than normal human activities like yelling and clapping so it's perfect for these regards. Major, Ricky and Wane McGarity dropping bombs on them. The fourth quarter chant of "Poooooooor Jackie" was naturally interpreted by that clown lover as "Poooooor aggies." Hearing. How does it work
  2. Thus far it's shredding Urban Fuckface, Scam Newton and UF "culture" during that time with impunity. Hopefully they get around to Tebow. If loving this show is wrong I don't want to be right
  3. It's 35-3 in the 3rd quarter. You might want to go ahead and take your girdle off
  4. I'll bet you Tecumseh'd that ass
  5. In high school I was known as General Booty
  6. Then they should eat that right up
  7. Hey man they're Warhawks
  8. He's like having an old girlfriend commenting on how poorly you're fucking your new girlfriend
  9. Come on Mack. Dig in like a tick, fuck up their recruiting and new coach search and make them come find you in the basement of your house under a stack of dirty clothes to fire you. Or maybe you don't love North Carolina as much as you loved us
  10. It amazes me how many very wealthy people seem to be complete morons. Looking at you Jerry Jones
  11. On a related note Custer allegedly said Indians ain't shit
  12. Gotdamn those chicken legs look terrible. If somebody held a gun to my head I'd opt for the human foot
  13. Definitely an old lawyer/prosecutor beef but unlike what Flo declares in current Progressive Insurance commercials if someone steals your shit from your apartment and you're not home it's called burglary and not robbery. Robbery requires some kind of face to face encounter between the victim(s) and robber(s). If you're not home and somebody steals your shit it's called burglary but I understand most insurance customers, including myself, are complete morons
  14. Love me some McAvoy. He's good/great even if the script is straight up crap
  15. You got a problem with the Beegees defense? That's just your jive talking
  16. I wondered whatever happened to Steve Patterson. So Florida hired his dumb ass
  17. Florida State seems like they suck
  18. Allstate commercial with the frizzy haired, bucked tooth, ugly ass chick who offers to exchange some dude's ice cream cone for $574. She doesn't pay him and throws his ice cream cone away. Yep definitely Allstate
  19. The man is obviously sensible and well educated. He must post on surly
  20. Dolphins coach looks like Peewee Herman. I know he's probably got a name and backstory but I'm an old. Who gives a shit about this spare ass anyway
  21. It's like the old joke about aggy landscapers. Green side up
  22. It's Quinn and everybody else is a distant second. But feel free to fuck off media. Gotta have the drama
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