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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
To continually ridicule you for it.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
What kind of cell plan are you on dude? TracFone?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
My best friend likes Rob Roy's with laphroaig, which is fucking gross. In the 15 years I've known him every single time we go out to have cocktails he has to spend 5-10 minutes telling the bartender or waiter the same fucking thing and it usually goes like this: "I want the same exact drink my friend just ordered, but exchange the rye with laphroaig." "It's literally the same fucking thing he just ordered just make it laphroaig." "Yes, I'm serious. Bring me the fucking drink." "What do you mean you don't know how to make a rob roy. He literally just told you 70% of the ingredients."
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Replacing PK with Muschamp is a fucking coup. I think some of you forget we have a legitimate claim to the moniker of DBU. For us to finish is 102nd in pass defense is unacceptable and not our standard. We used to fly banners over the stadium for that kind of shit. Also - sadly, 90% of bartenders will fuck up a manhattan unless you explicitly tell them how to make it. If they don't make it with rye, they put in the wrong fucking vermouth, forget the bitters, or figure out some other way to fuck up a drink that only has 3 ingredients. 4 - if you count the cherry and they usually fuck that part up as well.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Baker is going to Tulane if the job is offered. He sees it as a logical next step in his career. He's a family member and has said as much.
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The Watch Fanatic Thread
Never seen this one. Mind sharing the model no.?
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Mrs. MailRoom has decided she wants to take the mini MailRooms' on a Disney cruise.
The title is self explanatory. I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to cruises so any tips, discount codes, strategies, etc. would be greatly appreciated. Glenn
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Is that the chick from the Coldplay concert?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Shit, I might get one of those to keep my golf stuff in.
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I'm An Alcoholic
Same here. Actually putting my thoughts about quitting into a message for a bunch of strangers on the internet to read was oddly freeing and honestly step 1. In the same breath, those strangers also helped me realize I wasn't alone. Thanks assholes!
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I'm An Alcoholic
Checking In. It's officially 6 months of sobriety today. Finally starting to feel like a million bucks. I'd have a celebratory steak or something but I've run into food tolerance issues of late. On the plus side, I did a bunch of bloodwork and all my levels are normalizing and my cholesterol has dropped through the floor. It's nice to see some quantitative evidence of how sobriety helps. Glenn.
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Arsenal 2025-26: Phase 5 🔴⚪️
About fucking time. Will be nice to finally have a true goal scorer on the squad instead of relying on every other player on the pitch that isn't Kai Havertz.
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Arsenal 2025-26: Phase 5 🔴⚪️
Did grad school at the LSE and spent a bunch a time around that area. If you need restaurant recommendations for the area, pm me.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
If you've ever met him in real life, him being a cat person would make a lot more sense. Tall, gangly, unkempt hair, and an unwashed Radiohead t-shirt screams cat person.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Ha! These fucking guys never learn.
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