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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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  1. My best friend likes Rob Roy's with laphroaig, which is fucking gross. In the 15 years I've known him every single time we go out to have cocktails he has to spend 5-10 minutes telling the bartender or waiter the same fucking thing and it usually goes like this: "I want the same exact drink my friend just ordered, but exchange the rye with laphroaig." "It's literally the same fucking thing he just ordered just make it laphroaig." "Yes, I'm serious. Bring me the fucking drink." "What do you mean you don't know how to make a rob roy. He literally just told you 70% of the ingredients."
  2. Replacing PK with Muschamp is a fucking coup. I think some of you forget we have a legitimate claim to the moniker of DBU. For us to finish is 102nd in pass defense is unacceptable and not our standard. We used to fly banners over the stadium for that kind of shit. Also - sadly, 90% of bartenders will fuck up a manhattan unless you explicitly tell them how to make it. If they don't make it with rye, they put in the wrong fucking vermouth, forget the bitters, or figure out some other way to fuck up a drink that only has 3 ingredients. 4 - if you count the cherry and they usually fuck that part up as well.
  3. Baker is going to Tulane if the job is offered. He sees it as a logical next step in his career. He's a family member and has said as much.
  4. Never seen this one. Mind sharing the model no.?
  5. The title is self explanatory. I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to cruises so any tips, discount codes, strategies, etc. would be greatly appreciated. Glenn
  6. Is that the chick from the Coldplay concert?
  7. Shit, I might get one of those to keep my golf stuff in.
  8. Same here. Actually putting my thoughts about quitting into a message for a bunch of strangers on the internet to read was oddly freeing and honestly step 1. In the same breath, those strangers also helped me realize I wasn't alone. Thanks assholes!
  9. Checking In. It's officially 6 months of sobriety today. Finally starting to feel like a million bucks. I'd have a celebratory steak or something but I've run into food tolerance issues of late. On the plus side, I did a bunch of bloodwork and all my levels are normalizing and my cholesterol has dropped through the floor. It's nice to see some quantitative evidence of how sobriety helps. Glenn.
  10. About fucking time. Will be nice to finally have a true goal scorer on the squad instead of relying on every other player on the pitch that isn't Kai Havertz.
  11. Did grad school at the LSE and spent a bunch a time around that area. If you need restaurant recommendations for the area, pm me.
  12. If you've ever met him in real life, him being a cat person would make a lot more sense. Tall, gangly, unkempt hair, and an unwashed Radiohead t-shirt screams cat person.
  13. Ha! These fucking guys never learn.
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