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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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  1. Wearing his aggy ring where his wedding ring should be. I guess the impish fuck really is married to aggy culture. Or maybe he's just lonely. At least he has 47 people to keep him company. Goddamit @Ghost of Stevie Ray beat me to it.
  2. At least it's biblical. Now if his name was Tristen, holy fuck.
  3. You need to man up and take the culprit down a peg or two. Only way to reestablish your dominance over the household.
  4. Is it just me or did Nelson look a step or two quicker/faster?
  5. Never did I say anyone else In their right mind thought anyone of the players named were running backs. Which is why every service ranked them as athletes before they signed despite Mack telling them “you think you’re a running back? Why the fuck not? Just come play at Texas.” FYI. Mack never coached an ounce of position play. Unless you’re trying to be revisionist and forgetting his “CEO” approach to coaching. What I’m referring to are the actual position coaches that do the real work. Stop being a crumogendy nutsack.
  6. Exactly jackass. They were athletes because everyone and their mother knew they were DL but they insisted on playing running back - That's the reason they came to Texas. They were allowed to be running backs first. If anything the coaching should be lauded because I'm pretty sure all of them only had 2 years being coached as DL, but feel free to continue parading around like you know what the fuck you're talking about.
  7. What the fuck is wrong with what he said? He's not wrong. They were all 6'2 240lb running backs that took 2 years to realize they should be on the defensive side of the ball. And don't fucking kid yourself, all of them got enough carries to prove themselves as running backs. If you don't like the strategy of letting recruits play the position they want to play at first, then you should bow out of any conversation concerning Bru McCoy and Makiya Tongue. After that, punch yourself in the dick.
  8. Can't imagine that there's too much that actually gets sold at these things around Austin.
  9. Having a bad day at the office?
  10. In her defense, my stomach usually hurts before I have to shit.
  11. Rye manhattan served up. Fight me.
  12. Look at this as an opportunity to start shitting in random parts of the house and blaming it on the dog.
  13. I mean, Ozil wasn't wrong. Germany sucking at the world cup is on Low. It was his fault that he decided to not bring a striker with him.
  14. You think Aquaman looks bad, check out the Shazam trailer.
  15. Aggy is going to suck dick this season. We’ve all been here before. How the fuck do this thread get to 103 pages already?
  16. I can meet you halfway and name the next one some permutation of asshole. What about about elossha for 4 sandwhiches?
  17. He appears to type with only his index fingers as well.
  18. How’s north ave? If you could mail me 20ish pounds of portillos, I’d name my next child after you.
  19. You really do take the fun with you wherever you go, don’t you. I fucking love it.
  20. It's meant to be a bandaid for rough patches which this sounds like. They basically do everything you do and just give you a break from doing it. The routine will be the same and if you get one with the right certifications, they can even help you sleep train the baby. I'll pm you the agency we're using.
  21. One would think that will all the press about mental health issues and gun ownership around, that the authorities might "misplace" those firearms. And what the in actual fuck? How many times has he been involuntarily committed? Isn't there some sort of three strike rule with this shit?
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