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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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  1. Honestly didn’t know his rank and referred to him as “Mr.”. Instead of being disrespectful and assuming a lesser rank. So go fuck yourself.
  2. Welcome home Calvin. And thank you for your service Mr. Anderson.
  3. Yup we’re done here. PM Derka for your gold jacket.
  4. I need to know who your avatar is. For research purposes.
  5. She’s breastfeeding. It’s not gerd or colic. We think she’s just a hyper aggressive eater and gives her self a lot of gas. We’re going to try mylicon/gripe water before and after feedings. The gas is pretty bad - she has adult sounding burps and struggles to squeeze out poops.
  6. Mrs.'s FromTheMailRoom and I are strongly considering "No Mas" after kiddo number 2. We're officially sleeping in separate rooms and in shifts because numero 2 isn't sleeping, at all. We've tried shushers, swadddles, pretty much everything. I'm too old for this shit. @T’Boo Ted Marshall Apologies I haven't gotten back to your email. Shits pretty cray around the MailRoom house right now.
  7. Now that is fucking poetry. Robespierre level shit going on.
  8. Some of those fucking things get outrageous. The 7 year old and I have a tradition where I take her there every year for father's day. She's done $70-$80 worth of damage there before on more than one occasion.
  9. Maybe EJ tried to 69 CTJ? The story behind this is going to be fucking epic and good for at least 5 pages.
  10. Not enough HDMI ports.
  11. And reflexes. Holy fuck I could be an NHL goaltender right now.
  12. She still a couple of weeks old, but the wife and I feel like we've aged years in those few weeks. We're both not super heavy or late sleepers but we're definitely the types that need some semblance of rest in order to function. We'll give this a shot and report back. Last night was better. Instead of being up every 30min to an hour, she was sleeping in three hour bursts. It's amazing what a little sleep can do.
  13. Mrs.’s FromTheMailRoom and I are about to cave. Anyone have any contacts or recommendations for night-nannies or full time nannies for that matter? I’ll shave a year or two off of retirement for a good night’s sleep.
  14. Can't believe everyone missed the obvious but....
  15. And what the fuck are they volunteering for?
  16. Drinks are on you! Congrats! We’ve got our oldest signed up for Longhorn. If you need a recommendation our family has multiple members that have been going for years. Make sure you take your child to the meet and greets. It helps in the app process. There’s also a waiting list of around 12-24 months.
  17. You must be a mathelete because I doubt you’ve seen the inside of a gym.
  18. Don’t mind Katfid. He gets like this when he uses his words and not .gifs.
  19. Username definitely checks out.
  20. Should have booked when you applied. Shit's gonna be crazy expensive now.
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