Texzilla588

Yes they will. And ten years from now it will be the same story. Jerry 91 years old chasing that fourth ring. Team in dead cap hell. Losing with Trey Lance throwing 97 INTs a season. We’re all in cowboys Groundhog Day, a time space warp that just repeats endlessly for eternity.

Pillsbury raw cookie dough. Fine like that or pop in the microwave for a little bit. Hack from Christina Tosi.

Agreed. It’s the difference in ownership and FO. I rarely understand the capital teams spend on untested marginal QB talent when the league is littered with failure in R1 and success further down. Too many will hang on to losers because of trying to save face. I respect them for dumping Trey when they uncovered Purdy. I hate Jerry wasted a four on him.

One has to wonder if Trey can be traded to a team in need for a good RB prospect or a CB to fill Blands hole. Trey should have portaled to a p5 school command been a super senior like Bo Nix. But for SF to cut bait after investing three ones for him says much about his inherent ability. Surprised they didn’t fire all involved.

For TEs if they keep four it will be Ferguson, Schoonmaker, Spann-Ford, and Stephens. If three Stephen’s probably to the PS. They gave Spann-Ford a three year contract with a $950k avg, with a $245k guarantee. A $2.85 mil contract ain’t bad for a UDFA.

You just saw, hopefully, Trey Lance’s last plays in a Cowboys uniform. This is the last year of his contract. He’s a free agent after this season. So to get your 50% improvement you get to sign him for a second contract. Where does the market value Lance in 2025? Is it $10mil? $20mil? I think $1 is too much. Those five INTs don’t help his marketability for his agent.

You going to pay him $40+ mil ? He’s very good but as I said teams are figuring him out, running away from him or right over him, or exploiting his overpursuit. And his stamina for a 20 game season is dubious. I hope he becomes worthy of being the top paid non QB in history. He’s the only real tradeable huge asset they have. If they need a QB they need picks.

The Dallas front office has a big basket of snakes of some bad decisions on previous contracts combined with some good drafts coming to maturity along with some potentially disastrous decisions to come. Add in some excellent gamesmanship by agents and a few dumb ideas and Jerry is aging so fast he’s calling Soros for an adrenochrome hookup. 4, 88, and 11 expect to be the highest paid QB, offensive, and defensive players in history and if it happens for each, these three will eat about half of the cap. Thats hard to field a winning team with that when you need top CBs and OL to compete. CeeDee. Their offer of 33.x million is an easy rough calc to show their logic that it’s slightly better than Jefferson’s 35. It’s Jerry using the tax table of 0 in Texas vs 9.6% in Minnesota x 8 games + 8 matching the 35. Agents generally don’t pay much attention. Jerry will get it done most likely this week. Dak. His current contract is a problem they have to work thru and his agent has the leverage. Because they have borrowed against it in previous years he’s got a $55 mil number this year and if he leaves in 25, three void years roll up for a $40mil dead cap hit. Eventually the credit card bill must be paid in total. The answer for that is burying it in a new long term contract and that’s problematic too. First, is Dak the guy? Would you pay him say 5yr $300 mil $240 guaranteed? Jerry is probably doubting that after the Green Bay game. That team should have made the champ game at the least. So the price right now should be the baseline for 25 but he’ll hit the open market most likely and make a bit more wherever he plays. I think he’s a loser in big games; his head isn’t the leader you need. If he walks you figure it out for 25 or 26. No QBs are under contract for 25. Would you give Lance a 2nd contract based on what you’ve seen by now because hopefully he doesn’t play another down before free agency. Thats a hard no and waste of a 4. Drunk Jerry again. His agent wants to wait for now. The open market will serve Dak well. McCarthy’s situation plays here too. This is where Jerry’s dumbness factors as well. He should have fired Mike after Green Bay and had a roadmap and the chance to see if Dak could improve with a new coach, who would have input on a new contract or not. Dak hasn’t been the same since Jon Kitna didn’t even get an interview with McCarthy. So nothing will clear up here until January. Micah. Why is this a question? He’s under contract two more years. They can then franchise him. Let’s see if he can complete a full season without being gassed by thanksgiving. Is he really that disruptive or have teams figured him out? Can Zimmer use him different and save him some wear and tear as Quinn tried to wear his ass out like Earl Campbell. I would trade him for some picks to help get a new QB.

Nm

That’s been a thing since Wendy’s opened.

Not cutting an RB. He’s on the 53. He can still be a fucking backup qb. Jerry said if he had to play he’d be running more than throwing. Let him earn his keep and be an RB. Get him in space on some sweeps instead of CeeDee. Having him on the 53 is stupid. He won’t be put on the PS so make him earn his keep. If he’s hurt 3rd stringers are dime a dozen who won’t throw 5 INTs in a preseason game.

What else are you going to do with him? He’s a waste of a roster spot otherwise. He’s proven he’s not an nfl quarterback.

We didn’t need a QB at 4. But lots of good RBs, DBs, LBs, and OLs live there. Cowboys needed a player capsble of contributing. The worst part is he will be on the 53 as they won’t risk putting him on the PS. Here’s what I would do with Lance since we’re starting CK with him. Instead of paying him $5 mil to stand on the sideline as the emergency QB move him to the RB room. He adds speed and can do some things. He just can’t pass. Lemon into lemonade. Or dogshit stays dogshit.

Lance looked bad against pretty shitty competition. Many of these chargers will be released soon to seek a future in the UFL or go back to daddy’s car lot. It’s rare for an inaccurate passer to improve to a major degree. His five INTs tonight would be 8 in a real game with a real defense. A waste of tremendous draft capital between the Niners and Cowboys. Without that he would have been driven out of the league or an annual camp arm hoping to hang on as a third stringer.

Jerry was a big fan of Fisher until the first season in ATT. Fisher told his punter to hit the jumbojerrytron during a preseason game and then used his position on the comp committee to lobby the league to force the Cowboys to move the screen up. Jerry came back hard with the docs showing they built the screen 6 feet above the height required by the league. And telling them they could pay $15 mil required to move it. It was never mentioned again.

Daron Bland out at least 6 weeks. Foot stress fracture, had surgery. So it begins.

I’m reading all these coach on the hot seat rankings but none I’ve read have the buyout as a consideration. Without that it’s useless fluff shit. I think Sam Pittman is fired after another shitty season.

Fuck Warren Sapp. What a miserable lowlife piece of shit. Can’t believe the CU Board of Regents didn’t reject the hire; violent criminals don’t belong on campus of a state institution. Anyway, where is the evidence that Sapp can even coach his way out of a paper sack. Most high achievers like him really have a hard time adjusting to the rigors and time load of a position coach.

I haven’t been on one in years in NO but it was a lot of fun. We did one in the Quarter and one in the Garden District. They are basically tours of historical homes with a story, “Colonel Boudrou returned from the war to learn his wife had murdered their five children and poisoned herself right in this bathtub. And the Colenel is standing right now behind you next to the fireplace. The wife is standing in the tub!” They now have them on Segway scooters and and all kinds. We quit doing them when my wife learned on some TV ghost show that some ghost/demon attached itself to some poor dude on the Alcatraz tour and came into their house

I hope it exposes Jeff fisher as the true murderer. That fuckhead.

Fuck the macaskeys. Win something for once.

Zimmer is a big believer in fresh legs at the 1 and 3. So was Jimmy. I believe as well that big winning football starts with controlling the interior line. Failure there leads to disaster. Success brings wins. I watch Steve Worster inflict his will on nose tackles and linebackers with ease. Which opened the other parts of the bone. Fuck I’m gonna look up some Worster videos.

I think the question might be how much money. If it’s enough money to pay for someone to disappear his ass and feed him alive to a pen of starving hogs…

He is not better than Quincy Carter. Quincy had the talent to be a very serviceable backup had he stayed off the weed.

If you can find the full clip of the old man with Peliserio on NFL Network it is hilarious TV. He’s not just a badass but really good on TV too.