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Texzilla588

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  1. He’s brought in much better chefs in S3. It’s a cheap low budget with a really awful judging structure. He says it’s blind but it ain’t. And only one judge.
  2. I didn’t like him to stay with it. The mom with a blowjob school was interesting. I think he works the room like Kreskin, or more likely like a faith healer like Benny Hinn with folks planted in the audience. He’d have too since if he got a crowd of duds that can’t converse in a crowd. Fakey.
  3. Oh man that looks great. Wife would have gotten the foie gras and couvillion. I would have gotten the crab claws and venison loin.
  4. The problem with Portland is the cloud ceiling is at about 22 feet. And as I was told, it rains less than it does in Dallas. It just rains real fucking slow. Seattle gets more rain than Portland but has double the sunny days. Plus you can go to the San Juan islands which have their own Hawaiian style microclimate.
  5. Unfortunately, like shark teeth, they would just be back in minutes
  6. Dont overthink gumbo. It’s basically a stew of poor folks and will contain shit you have from hunting or fishing. It’s pure Acadiana and recipes will vary almost by township and family traditions. Basically make you a roux and make you gumbo. If you like it, it’s good. I usually use gulf shrimps, chicken, and andouille. Worst I had was at a deer camp and a dude made one with a beaver. Putrid but that thing might have been in his freezer since 1966. Potato salad came to gumbo from Germans arriving in Cajun country in the late 1800’s. It’s popular around Abbeville, and my friends from Church Point eat it like that. I like it. Rice too.
  7. Well they haven’t mentioned his poor dog but I won’t share it. A terrible story but at the root is a celeb with a powerful personality and gobs of money, addicted to just about everything. Not defending these shitbags but without them he would have been on the street procuring the drugs. They simply provided the express lane, but Perry wasn’t going to find an off ramp to sobriety.
  8. Folks that won’t pull up to the farthest pump ahead of them deserve immediate drawing and quartering
  9. That album is iconic in my life. I’d get stoned and stare at that spread and it represented my homesickness.
  10. About 80% of women who live in the rainy parts of Oregon will suffer Seasonal Affective Disorder, as they get cabin fever as their circadian rhythms get all fucked up. They have to get a sunlight box to sit in front of. My wife got it. Had to get a light box. “Why do you make me live in a place where I have to sit in front of a fucking fake sun?” Moved to Denver. Problem solved. There is a reason the place is full of drug addicts, drunks, homeless, wife beaters, racists, political crackpots, and shitbags. It starts with not seeing the sun for nine months a year.
  11. We lived in Portland from 99-02. The rain is incessant and the cloud ceiling low. It’s fucking hell on earth weather wise. 44 and various forms of wet 9 months a year; you can not get warm. Summers were recruiting weather. We were in the Bay Area when I interviewed for the Portland job. “Find out about the rain!” I asked the founder in the interview after he waxed forever on the wonderfulness of his town. What about the rain? “Thats a myth we use to keep Californians away or they’d fucking move here. It rains less here than Dallas!” Wife later asks “what about the fucking rain?!” It rains less here than Dallas. It’s looked it up!” Moving van drove away. Rained the next 44 days.
  12. Ancestry ran a commercial a few years back. I thought I was German Irish but I just found out I’m 27% Native American! I’m embracing my new heritage! Shes decked out like a Navajo shaman with a fucking Tom Tom. Wait a sec that would mean a grandparent was a full blood native. And yet your parents, one of whom is half native, never said a word. So stupid.
  13. Stefanski of course says he’s letting the legalities play out. Haslam being a felon who cheated justice, will make sure Hall is protected. He got hurt in practice; too bad it wasn’t career ending. Gun to child’s head. At least league should put on the commissioners list.
  14. I used to smoke three packs a day and drink a bit. Now all I have to live with some edginess is keeping my fucking ketchup in the pantry.
  15. I can make a very good chicken fried steak. I can make killer fried shrimp. I can’t fry chicken for shit. Not tenders. Not chicken fried chicken (my usual dish surrender). I mean real fried chicken, on the bone, with a perfect crackly crust that stays on the meat which is perfectly done yet still moist. I got the recipe and the prep. I marinate in buttermilk seasoned with chili paste, and then dredge I. Seasoned flour then egg wash then seasoned flour again. I dry in a rack. I have a cast iron pot to fry it in. And oil thermometer. And invariably I either end up with burned crust and perfect meat or perfect crust and undercooked chicken. I know I’ll never be able to play a guitar like Freddie King, so I think I could master decent fried chicken. But so far miserable fails.
  16. He’s gonna lose it when OU starts having 7 and 8 win seasons. It ain’t the Big 8 or whatever anymore. I hope they fucking lose to Maine. Fucking Maine! I’ve never heard of any sport from Maine
  17. If you’ve missed Texas 6 about 6 man ball in Strawn I suggest you binge it. An excellent sports doc that also gets into the challenges of Texas small towns and the kids growing up in them. In a few years they’ll have to play 3 man football.
  18. https://sportdfw.com/posts/cowboys-receive-devastating-injury-news-after-preseason-opener-01j56djcpgsj Edoga out for a bit. Toes sometimes linger for a long time. Every camp the same as OL get hurt and DLs get suspended. Fuck you can set a watch by it.
  19. All of yall worry so much about fucking college. Push enlistment. Air Force. Even better submarines. Then you can live anywhere since they might be in Syria or Poland or Antarctica.
  20. So far only $8 mil in rev. Most films get more than that of people just buying the wrong ticket at the window.
  21. I could have sworn I read that it was close to the actual whacks but at my age the synapses pull different shit from different files. Checked it out. Yep, beaten to death in a house. Buried in a cornfield.
  22. Lance’s mobility is his problem. He makes a read, then rolls out of the pocket. Thats an issue. He can’t complete the play. His real problem is accuracy. He’s awful. He nuked laloosh out there. Broadus watched the film and said every ball that went near a WR a major effort was made on the ball. Hitting a receiver in stride, in numbers, is simply luck if he does it. To my knowledge Josh Allen is the only QB who has greatly improved his accuracy. You either have it or you don’t. Had the Niners dumped him instead of duping drunk Jerry, Trey would be on some squad struggling to make a practice team.
  23. Reread the whole thread and no mentions for Me and the Chimp or Green Acres.
  24. https://sports.yahoo.com/usa-gymnastics-denied-in-appeal-to-keep-olympic-bronze-medal-for-jordan-chiles-211257685.html And denied saying you can’t appeal a decision. Typical euro bullshit.
  25. Dan knows he’s got to double the head count as they have plateaued. He needs a big splash. I expect something big to drive buzz and subs. Like a murder of a cast mate.
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