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utee94

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  1. If only our dumbfuck fans had just stuck with "he's struggling" but of course only a momentary perusal of the Arch Manning thread shows that's not the case.
  2. And plenty of dipshit Longhorn fans, too.
  3. utee94 replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    For sure. They've still completely Ferrarid this shit up.
  4. utee94 replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    McLaren really Ferrariing everything up here at the end. What a year.
  5. Horns have played, and beaten, two SEC teams in the AP Top 12. The ags have played, and beaten, zero SEC teams in the top 25. Horns have got this. Enjoy the week, enjoy the victory on Friday, and get ready for an even better ride next year.
  6. We're already in the divers' seat.
  7. Ha! Fine with me. Yup. It was really embarrassing for them, hearing the ABC crew talk up the aggie defense at the end of the Texas broadcast tonight. We're gonna fuck them up.
  8. Lots of teams that aren't championship caliber are going to get into the playoff ahead of Texas. I'd rather Texas be in the mix with a chance to keep playing, than not.
  9. utee94 replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    This ain't tractor racing. Lambo knows to stay in their lane.
  10. utee94 replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    My 2nd favorite pizza in Austin. So good.
  11. I get along great with my inlaws, even though they're aggies, they're just really wonderful people. So normally I just get to enjoy this thread and laugh at all of your poor bastages that have psychotic families. But this year, is different. This year, the aggies are going to be 11-0 and undefeated. And I can already feel a difference in the tone of conversations. On top of that, it's my turn to host the extended family. Ever since my parents starting getting older, we started rotating between their house, and my siblings' and my houses. So every 4 years, it's my turn. And also, when it's my turn, we also host my wife's aggie family. So yeah. 26 people in my house. 6 kids, 3 teenagers, and the rest adults. I'm really REALLY hoping I'll be able to stay out of this thread and use it for reading purposes only. Fingers crossed...
  12. utee94 replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Manshack Shrimp fajita 3-bean chili kolache
  13. Last week Texas-Georgia brought in 10.4M viewers, while only 4.28M viewers witnessed the greatest aggie comeback in history. Season totals are now: Texas 50.7M, Texas A&M 29.8M
  14. Miss you bud! I'd so love to see you, we're out of town this weekend for a family birthday on my wife's side that's actually a precursor to a family funeral, but if you're going to be back in town for the ag game I'd love to arrange a meet-up!
  15. We're gonna win, and I expect a Texas-ousux kind of game.
  16. I feel like Nicole would appreciate the help. It's slow-going drowning one victim at a time, but simultaneously toppling multiple large towers into the waters formerly known as Town Lake? Now THAT is peak efficiency!
  17. @HenryJames will be interested to know that it is not raining at my house, it has not rained at my house, and it almost certainly will not rain at my house. imo.
  18. Well now we know for certain it will never rain again.
  19. I'm disappointed that only a few think that. I was similarly disappointed when, in the 2005 Rose Bowl, the Michigan fans actually out-arroganced our Longhorn contingent. That was truly a dark day in Longhorn Fan history, but at least VY and Dusty Mangum made 'em pay.
  20. Well, we've only played 2 games that were not away, over the last 2 months. One was a neutral site beatdown of #8 OU, and the other was a home game in Austin that featured 3 quarters worth of steamrolling #14 Vanderbilt with some unfortunate shenanigans in the 4th quarter. Regardless, both of those teams are much, much better than Arkansas. So I'm gonna go ahead and say there's plenty of portents for Texas winning a decisive victory at home against a really bad team like Arkansas.
  21. Gonna make our first batch this weekend, have it ready to go for Thanksgiving. We'll be hosting 26 at our house this year on Tday. From both sides of the family. This crew normally gets on pretty well so I hope I don't have anything to report on the holiday family drama thread...
  22. Not sure what HJ is trying to say here.
  23. utee94 replied to Constant's topic in Football
    This page fucks. No bitchassedness.
  24. It don't make a shit. Texas is gonna beat the ags regardless.
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