In cases like this, I always wonder how they come up with their lies that they then repeat until it becomes their truth?
Is there, like, a special committee in charge of it? Do they hold weekly meetings to determine which events will aggrieve them to the point that they need to make up a lie? Is there some metric, like a Richter scale of Ag Anger, that helps them determine the magnitude of the insult and the resulting lie that must be told to "correct" it?
Or is lying just so innate for aggies that it comes about organically? Could be JoeAg82 this time, and OlSarge 63 the next? It just bubbles through the cesspool of their moronic common clay consciousness, percolates for a while in the sewers of their imagination, and then suddenly springs forth unto their keyboards, like Athena bursting full-grown from Zeus' head after Hephaestus took to him with an axe?
Inquiring minds want to know.