Man I want to be angry like that. My brother and I were watching the game together at my house, and we both just started scrolling on our phones. I never scroll on my phone. I actually hate using my phone for anything other than phone calls, texting the kids, and maybe occasionally ordering Whataburger curbside. But I was just scrolling on my phone, looking up every now and then to see more of the same craptacular Longhorn dumbassery, and then getting some group chat texts from friends who were losing their minds.
But I didn't. I wanted to be angry but I can't. It's just all so predictable and futile. I wish I still had that kind of passion for Longhorn football but I don't and I can't. I am numb. Football is becoming dead to me.
I guess the good news is, it won't really bother me if the sooners whip us by 50. I'll probably just get on my phone and scroll.
I like the lawnmowing videos, those are really satisfying.