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HRSchenker

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  1. Rece Davis is the shittiest lead announcer in America.
  2. I still can't believe that 2013 game happened. OU put the user slider all the way to 100 and still lost to Case fucking McCoy.
  3. I saw this movie recently and had a multi paragraph rant developed in my head that I'll shorten to a few sentences. Hollywood is fucking dead. They're out of ideas, their stars are aging, their beauties are fading, and their films are dog shit. If this movie is nominated for a single Academy Award I think I might pop an artery. This was one of the most embarrassing films I've ever seen and I'm a dumbass for paying money to see it.
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    Getting old sucks

    I began balding at 27 and tried it. Did it work? Yeah but you have to use it every day for the rest of your life. It's incredibly inconvenient. I'm imminently at the point of completely shaving my head. I made myself a promise that once my widows peak touched the bald spot it was game over.
  5. I guess this isn't the first time for a middle of deep sleep blue alert because I have this meme in my phone from August 2021
  6. Baltimore has lost 10 playoff games in a row going back to 2014
  7. JD is really good at reframing the question and it allows him to control the narrative. The moderators and Tim Walz not calling him out on it is just nuts.
  8. What the hell was that? So he was in China on a basketball field trip and just happened to see the massacre?
  9. JD needs to stop beginning every topic with "so first...." it's fucking annoying
  10. Ladies get this shit under control
  11. Who is the chick next to the ginger guy? She's kinda cute
  12. Jalen Hurts being on the no cut list is bullshit
  13. 30 of my Facebook friends have a baby who made it into the top 20 of "baby of the year". Reactivating my account on that platform was such a mistake
  14. Carson "Case McCoy" Beck doesn't inspire much confidence. Bama honestly should be up 28-0 but he keeps getting away with stupid mistakes
  15. These announcers are idiots. Arch is still out there because they're just running the clock down with the run game
  16. Mississippi State head coach is the son in law of Art Briles 🤮
  17. 8 minute possession with nothing to show for it. Is this what SEC football is all about?
  18. Just YouTube it. For whatever reason they can't stop the illegal streams from popping up so might as well take advantage of it
  19. Well shit, I guess Kentucky is no longer an easy W on the schedule
  20. The excuse I saw a lot was the free agent market and draft were not better options. I get that but when Dak is at quarterback do you think our chance to win is better? I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.
  21. Zeke Elliott might be one of the best 2-3 yard running backs in the game. If that's all you really want to gain on a play, he's your man. Is it 1st and 20 but you have no confidence in your $60m/yr QB? Just give it to Zeke and you'll be at 4th and 14 no problem
  22. Consequences of the "well they're not very good people but they share the same policy beliefs as me so they get my support" mentality. Texas Republicans could have put anyone front and center as the face of the school voucher movement and they chose a guy who once got paid to see who could whack off the quickest on tape. Yikes.
  23. Homefield just restocked the UT bomber jackets
  24. This is gonna be a long fucking season. When I gave my prediction of 5 wins for this team I was mostly joking but now it's looking pretty real. You can't let Derek Carr put up 40 on you and have a respectable season.
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