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HRSchenker

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  1. She says it's a belt pack. "Like a fanny pack but flatter and can go across the chest."
  2. Can I rant for just a bit? The Rangers gift shop at Surprise Stadium was terrible! No spring training pins, balls, bats, etc. They only had the basic spring training shirts and hats. Contrast that with the Oakland A's stadium in Hohokam that had everything you could imagine. They even had a really cool hat in the green and gold color scheme but it was a cactus instead of the traditional logo. Even the jersey offerings were limited, only selling the home white replicas. Anyway, I had a great weekend overall. The team looks really good and I haven't had this feeling during spring training since 2023.
  3. deGrom looked like a stud out there. If he stays healthy we're gonna have a special season ahead of us.
  4. Hohokam Stadium was cool but man it was cold and rainy today. The forecast didn't say it would continue to rain but it's still coming down at my airbnb in Scottsdale. Sucks to not see DeGrom but maybe he'll pitch tomorrow? We'll be in Surprise for the game.
  5. Good afternoon from Mesa, AZ. Going to see deGrom tonight at Salt River Fields
  6. Last night I flew Southwest for the first time in a few years. They pulled my wife out of line because her chest pack was considered a "bag". Then I found out they no longer offer tomato juice! They only offer spicy bloody mary mix. Fuck. That. Shit. Sold all of my stock this morning.
  7. Is Elon fucking that woman too?
  8. Incident has the lowest odds to win Documentary Short but it's still my pick.
  9. HSO: Nick Offerman is a terrible announcer
  10. Here come the screenplay awards
  11. Flow had the 3rd best odds to win what the FUCK!
  12. Found out "McConaughey" is a banned word on ESPN. Now I have to pick a boring name for my Oscar's pick em group.
  13. I was there at the game and seem to remember a ton of drops. I think Xavier Worthy was the bulk of them but I may have to re-watch it.
  14. One of these days I'll be able to read the beach ball diagrams. I've seen so many videos and still don't know how to read them.
  15. Any of yall going out to spring training this year?
  16. Honestly have no interest in the Oscars this year but I'll be watching because Conan is the host.
  17. Rumor on the street is that Paula Blackmon fucked up her application for re-election using an invalid address. Whether this affects her ability to run I'm not sure.
  18. I gotta give Dan Bongino credit for at least retaining half of Rush Limbaugh's audience when he died. I remember when Howard Stern left terrestrial radio it was almost a 90% drop for most markets, especially the ones who picked David Lee Roth instead of Opie and Anthony. But I guess this means all of his affiliates will switch over to Clay Travis and "Buck" whoever the fuck that is? Imagine you're Rush Limbaugh and your timeslot gets taken by a guy who worked on the Bill Clinton campaign. Dude is probably spinning in his grave.
  19. Twin Peaks on Valentine's Day and you get measles. What a world we're living in right now.
  20. Not the guy you replied to but I don't accept the premise of your question. Is it really debated whether or not American involvement in WW2 prevented millions more dying from German and Japanese conquest?
  21. But surely you don't believe them, right? That the Ukrainian territories in question actually want to be part of Russia but the "Neo Nazis" within their government are conspiring with us to prevent it? Ukraine wanting to be a member of NATO is way more believable than what the Russian government is saying publicly.
  22. BASEBALL IS BACK, BITCH
  23. Welp I guess we gotta start launching the nukes. I never liked their maple syrup anyway!
  24. I'm not even Canadian and I know she fucked up the lyrics
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