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HRSchenker

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Everything posted by HRSchenker

  1. "See, honey? Shannon Sharpe can't last longer than a minute in bed either. You're getting pro football hall of fame sex when you're with me."
  2. "I told that dude....." Jesus christ.....
  3. OH MY FUCKING GOD he pulled "I'm speaking" on her
  4. "We got no food, we got no job, our pets heads are falling off!"
  5. This has been a fucking disaster.
  6. That's a really funny name. "Rinse Pube Is"
  7. If they don't play the new SEC on ABC theme as they walk out I'm gonna turn it off
  8. I know Miami is really good but Trevor Lawrence looks fucking lost
  9. HRSchenker replied to Hollywood's topic in Gambling
    Lost a 7 team parlay thanks to fucking Utah.
  10. Wolverine meat has worms. Gotta kill em all.
  11. Michigan is a nice piece of steak and we just fucking cooked them. Well done. No pink. Grill marks in perfect alignment. Where's my goddamn glazed carrot and baked potato?
  12. Most of it goes into the pockets of consultants if you're not independently wealthy and funding things yourself. That's where the big money is. If you can start your own Mayes Media, Murphy Nasica, etc and win you'll be rolling in the dough
  13. HRSchenker replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
    I haven't seen such a lifeless team since the 2010 Longhorns. I think that squad could put up 50 on this Florida State team.
  14. Oregon was a 50 point favorite against Idaho and they win by 10
  15. Last chance for Tech before OT
  16. Abilene Christian just tied the game with Texas Tech
  17. Lots of people criticizing them but this is a solid Texas A&M team on both sides of the ball. If they were in the Big Sky Conference I think they could give Eastern Washington or Cal Poly a run for their money in a race for 3rd place.
  18. Sark teams traditionally start slow. If this is our slow tempo squad in 2024 we are going to dominate this fucking season. We might hang 70 on OU in a few weeks.
  19. Even though I hate the SEC that patch looks really nice on our unis.
  20. Holy shit this West Virginia crowd makes aggy look so fucking pathetic. Is there any doubt that Big Noon Kickoff is the better morning college football show?
  21. Loved Saban saying shit on TV but man this crowd is really killing me. Does aggy usually have this low energy all the time?
  22. You got a lot of people here who care about you and are glad you're still here with us. Man you're going through some shit right now, no doubt about it. We're on this journey together and we're gonna plant our victory flag, no doubt about it.
  23. My wife laughed when I got it for her birthday and thought it was stupid but she uses it all the damn time lol
  24. It's shiny but it's more dull than the shine from a Starter brand jacket. Here's mine
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