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Good lord those are FUCKING TERRIBLE. If that's all they're going to release then Homefield is dead to me

This is becoming a very special season. I haven't had much fun going to games since 2016 when we had 8 walkoff wins at home and went 36-11 in one run games. I had a feeling we couldn't sustain that luck in the playoffs but this year just feels different. Reminds me a lot of 2011. Hopefully we end it differently.

When is the first GOP candidate debate? That shit is gonna be must-see television.

Man I fucking hope so. Homefield has some incredible retro gear but the UT options they originally released were dogshit

Midjourney. It's notorious for fucking up hands and getting words totally wrong so I had to pick the best of the bunch I generated. Obama is really fun to generate because the face and body is almost perfect. Biden is tough because the AI sometimes makes his face look chubby. Trump is good for full body poses but if you just isolate his face he looks unrecognizable. Here's Biden and Trump in the style of Wes Anderson

Biden, Trump, and Obama as head coaches. Also threw in Putin as the OU football coach

Wow Fox really wants to fuck us hard with another hot as fuck September game

I don't understand what the fuck Drinkwitz is talking about. Gambling/betting on games has always been against the rules before, during, and after NIL implementation. Oh no we have to police how much money these kids are making because they might gamble on an outcome? I've never been a fan of the whole "plantation" example that some folks like to use but when fucksticks like Drinkwitz speak, I can't say I blame them for taking it to that extreme. He sounds totally out of touch with reality.

You don't run back to back bubble screens designed to lose yardage as a way to boost the confidence of your quarterback?!

Texas House voted down the accessory dwelling unit senate bill by 2 votes. Dems voted 43-27 nay. What the fuck is that about?

Looks good on paper but pharmacies won't be allowed to follow this law if they expect PBM reimbursement. Plus I'm not sure if this complies with the federal drug supply chain act so that's another barrier to this law having any effect.

I think they're at George's house

Wild to me that 105.3 The Fan is a top 10 station even during Cowboys offseason. Who the hell are these people listening to Shan and RJ or the GBag Nation?

There are signs of more water damage in the corner of the photo but it seems to be collecting in that one middle spot on the wall. Paint is peeling in that corner but it's not as pronounced as that portion of the wall. I originally thought it was a pipe leaking but that wall is between the entry way and garage where no pipe should be anyway. Last night's rain proved it to be the roof.

We had some hail about a month ago but it wasn't much. Roofer mentioned there were some spots that you could tell it hailed and said something about traffic marks "the kind you see when someone is on the roof to install Christmas lights" but we've never had that done.

Unfortunately I have a roof leak. I noticed this spot in my garage less than a month ago and had no idea what the hell it was. DFW has had a lot of rain lately so it's getting bigger and bigger. I went up into the attic and the affected area is really difficult to navigate but I can sort of see where water is coming through. Not sure if it's a flashing issue, loose nail, etc. I had a roofer come by to do some masonry work on a stone crack but that didn't do anything. He's really focused on me getting a brand new roof which I'm not sure I need (maybe I do? I don't know shit about home insurance or roofing). The property was built in 2018. Can't it just be repaired? Do I really need a whole new roof? My deductible is $3k but I don't even know if insurance will pay for a new roof. Pic of the spot this afternoon. The brown portion in the middle is soaked wall from today's rain. As you can tell it's causing the paint to peel off. It's about as tall as a Dr Pepper can. I threw in a hook em because why not.

One Hour Photo

I might be really late to the party but I just discovered Twitter's unfollow feature for your followers. You can force someone to stop following you rather than dealing with a mute or block.

This is how my pastor friend explains it to me (not saying I agree with it, just that this is how he feels): Yes Christians should be open to the gay community but they should be relentless in their attempts to convert them away from their sinful ways. Jesus was all about "come as you are" but never about "leave as you came".

SB 14 just passed

Can someone explain what this means?

9mm stone in the left kidney. Lithotripsy next week. Largest stone I've ever had!

The Ticket in Dallas says hello. But they might be the exception to the rule

Bryan Slaton has resigned