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    Mack Brown brushing his teeth with butter was the prompt for this one.
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    Yep I've had full season for a few years at the old ballpark and have them at the new one.
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    deGrom just had really bad luck yesterday. Most of those doubles and triples didn't even hit the outfield wall, especially the back to back triples. Speaking of bad luck I had 4 sets of fans come up to me and tell me I was sitting in their seats. What the fuck! I'm a season ticket holder so I get to flex that at them. I usually get 1 or 2 people doing that to me in April but never 4 in a game.
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    Tom Herman as the new head coach of Florida Atlantic 🤮
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    Midjourney is really good for abstract art but it's dogshit when it comes to words and hands. It took me at least 5 hours of rerolling an image to get the bot to spell "TEXAS" properly.
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    28 year old woman? What the fuck? I hate to be that guy but when was the last time we had someone like that be involved in a shooting?
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    I tried explaining the monty hall problem to my neighbor's kid and I think I gave him a stroke. Dude could not figure it out and it's not a complicated thing to calculate. That's what I don't understand about today's math. Like you said, the kids can sort of get from point A to point B but if you ask them about everything in the middle they're stumped.
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    I guess he's embracing the January 6th incident? Wild to see that footage as part of his intro
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    I was watching a house in Dallas that was on the market last summer for $680k. 50 days on the market with no bites. Listing was removed. They relisted it pretty recently at $580k. $100k price difference!
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    In 2020 I went on a road trip from Dallas to Carlsbad Caverns then went to the Guadalupe Mountains and finished in Marfa before heading home. I fell in love with it man it's an amazing area of Texas. Last 4th of July I was in Marfa and checked out the observatory in Fort Davis. This summer my wife is doing an overseas trip with her sisters so I'll probably head down there again. Get breakfast and/or lunch at Marfa Burrito and then finish the day at either Convenience West or Marfa Spirit Co on steak night. Or both.
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    TOO FUCKIN EASY
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    Michigan State has been causing a lot of havoc in this game....
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    He's not getting arrested lmao. Don't fall for this shit
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    What is it, my period?
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    Tomato juice + Tito's > Mr & Mrs T (for taint) Bloody Mary mix + Tito's. Sorry I'm not a merlot guy.
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    Woodford Reserve Double Oaked. It's my favorite bourbon and when I introduce it to others it usually gets a good reaction.
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    They replaced tomato juice with bloody mary mix. FUCK SOUTHWEST!
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    Have we made any cavity jokes yet?
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    FUCK SOUTHWEST! They began boarding 5 minutes before posting time so my A 02 boarding order was a waste. Ended up boarding by cutting in front of the B line
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    My wife had to do it a few weeks ago. Got in line at 6:15am and was done by 4pm. Make sure you bring your birth certificate, passport (if you have one), driver license, handgun license (if you have one), and a utility bill that matches the name and address on your DL.
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    I bought tickets on a Southwest Airlines flight to Phoenix tomorrow. Thank god I get a free drink coupon. I absolutely hate Southwest's open seating policy.
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    LBGTQ

    HRSchenker replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room

    I'm not an attorney but I don't see how this is libel. If I called for Judaism to be eradicated, would it be incorrect to say that I called for Jewish people to be eradicated? Not sure how he thinks using the term "transgenderism" is fooling anyone
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    LeSK2ORFtAXEf_ur.mp4
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    Goddamn! My dad and I walked up to the ballpark in Surprise and got 2nd row behind the dugout for less than $20. Thanks for the heads up

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