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HRSchenker

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  1. MAZI SMITH THE DEFENSIVE MAN FROM THE MICHIGAN
  2. When did Kirk Herbstreit stop doing the blonde tip hair gel look with his hair?
  3. Will Jerry draft the quarter man from Kentucky?
  4. I had to tell a grown ass man wearing an aggy jacket that the sunday promo items under the seat next to mine aren't his and he can't take shit that doesn't belong to him. These people got up for a half inning to get food and this motherfucker just grabs anything he can as he walks by us to get to his seats. It wasn't even a bobblehead! It was a goddamn powder blue hoodie! Thin as a tshirt too. By the way, I'm a season ticket holder but man the in-game experience has been pissing me off lately. Everyone in my section has to get up and leave for the bathroom, beer, food, etc every half inning during the fucking game! Why do morning exercises when I get a goddamn leg workout at the game? I really don't want to cause a scene or start shit but I feel it boiling inside me. I may refuse to stand up until the inning is over or shift my legs instead. It's fucking bullshit. Thanks for letting me rant.
  5. That time slot is bigger than Tucker. The olds don't follow personality, they follow the network. All they have to do is replace him with that white guy who fills in for him and it will be as if Tucker never existed.
  6. Twitter Inc is changing it's name to X Corp? What the fuck?
  7. Please don't be shitty, please don't be shitty.....
  8. Give him the stamp on his forehead, Americans....
  9. I'm listening to Cleveland County scanner. They're thinking this is a case of swatting
  10. "You said don't share with candidates but nothing about sharing it on indeed!"
  11. Can't wait to show this to my wife. I've been looking for a good reason to move to Presidio County and now I have it!
  12. The Austin American-Statesman posted the killer's cipher this evening....
  13. Mack Brown brushing his teeth with butter was the prompt for this one.
  14. Yep I've had full season for a few years at the old ballpark and have them at the new one.
  15. deGrom just had really bad luck yesterday. Most of those doubles and triples didn't even hit the outfield wall, especially the back to back triples. Speaking of bad luck I had 4 sets of fans come up to me and tell me I was sitting in their seats. What the fuck! I'm a season ticket holder so I get to flex that at them. I usually get 1 or 2 people doing that to me in April but never 4 in a game.
  16. Tom Herman as the new head coach of Florida Atlantic 🤮
  17. Midjourney is really good for abstract art but it's dogshit when it comes to words and hands. It took me at least 5 hours of rerolling an image to get the bot to spell "TEXAS" properly.
  18. 28 year old woman? What the fuck? I hate to be that guy but when was the last time we had someone like that be involved in a shooting?
  19. I tried explaining the monty hall problem to my neighbor's kid and I think I gave him a stroke. Dude could not figure it out and it's not a complicated thing to calculate. That's what I don't understand about today's math. Like you said, the kids can sort of get from point A to point B but if you ask them about everything in the middle they're stumped.
  20. I guess he's embracing the January 6th incident? Wild to see that footage as part of his intro
  21. I was watching a house in Dallas that was on the market last summer for $680k. 50 days on the market with no bites. Listing was removed. They relisted it pretty recently at $580k. $100k price difference!
  22. In 2020 I went on a road trip from Dallas to Carlsbad Caverns then went to the Guadalupe Mountains and finished in Marfa before heading home. I fell in love with it man it's an amazing area of Texas. Last 4th of July I was in Marfa and checked out the observatory in Fort Davis. This summer my wife is doing an overseas trip with her sisters so I'll probably head down there again. Get breakfast and/or lunch at Marfa Burrito and then finish the day at either Convenience West or Marfa Spirit Co on steak night. Or both.
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