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HRSchenker

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  1. My wife had to do it a few weeks ago. Got in line at 6:15am and was done by 4pm. Make sure you bring your birth certificate, passport (if you have one), driver license, handgun license (if you have one), and a utility bill that matches the name and address on your DL.
  2. I bought tickets on a Southwest Airlines flight to Phoenix tomorrow. Thank god I get a free drink coupon. I absolutely hate Southwest's open seating policy.
  3. HRSchenker replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    I'm not an attorney but I don't see how this is libel. If I called for Judaism to be eradicated, would it be incorrect to say that I called for Jewish people to be eradicated? Not sure how he thinks using the term "transgenderism" is fooling anyone
  4. LeSK2ORFtAXEf_ur.mp4
  5. Goddamn! My dad and I walked up to the ballpark in Surprise and got 2nd row behind the dugout for less than $20. Thanks for the heads up
  6. I'm a season ticket holder and I regularly bitch to my rep about how our offerings are low quality. Everyone loves what they sell until you venture out into other ballparks and realize that our food is dogshit. Pluckers and Golden Chick can't save the gilf.
  7. Heading out to Arizona in a week and a half for some spring training baseball! Haven't been in nearly a decade. Have any of yall been this year or in recent years? Heads up on things I should expect?
  8. A Leander ISD student went to their 2/23 meeting and made a public comment that boys are masturbating in class and the hallways while teachers do nothing about it. Honestly can't tell if she's being serious or if this is an Alex Stein-type gag. https://www.leanderisd.org/boardoftrustees/
  9. This guy is sooooo guilty. He's a pale, redheaded OJ Simpson with a bag of pills rather than a Heisman trophy.
  10. What's up with these people saying "thank you" immediately after wishing me a good day? It's such an awkward way to end a conversation. Give me time to say "you too" before you say thank you. I'm trying to be polite and genuine, goddammit
  11. No idea. I guess they didn't want any witnesses but he doesn't have a cell phone. They probably ditched him thinking he's harmless (which he is but these people didn't know that). I really want to ask him the details but honestly I'm just glad he's alive and the rest of it is extra.
  12. Art blocked me on twitter while he was the police chief in Austin. I thought that was unconstitutional but I guess he thinks he's above the law
  13. So this bomb just got dropped on me. My brother in law was held at gunpoint last night at his place of work, they forced him into their car, and he was let out on the side of the road alive. They stole all of the money in the register and took his car. Got the car back a few hours later after they were pulled over by highway patrol. Dude is lucky to be alive.
  14. Option 4 fundamentally changes the game of football. I don't understand why college football needs a pace-of-play initiative like this
  15. Wade Phillips dropping the F bomb during the game was great
  16. O/U on the number of games played this year with the roof open? Last year I think we were at 16
  17. Hopefully the Philly offense will be as flat as that ass
  18. Julie is president of the board. Tim Tucker is the executive director of the agency. Board members are term limited while the ED is not.
  19. Lots of rumors swirling around that Abbott has fired the Executive Director of the Texas State Board of Pharmacy because he refused rulemaking that would punish pharmacists for dispensing abortion drugs.
  20. I don't really watch late night television anymore. When NBC had its feud with Conan on the Tonight Show I turned it all off and never looked back. But I do find late night ratings somewhat interesting and what I've read is nuts. Not only is the Tonight Show getting crushed in the ratings but the top spot seems to go back and forth between the Late Show with Stephen Colbert and a talk show on Fox News hosted by Greg Gutfeld. ~10 years ago when Conan got the boot and signed a deal with TBS it was pretty much a done deal that he'd be the king of cable late night but would still lose to Fox, ABC, and CBS in the ratings. A cable talk show not only cracking the top 3 but being competitive for the top spot is totally wild.
  21. Maybe he can call his buddy "Kurt" Bohls for some leads on a new job
  22. Just wait until the media finds out he was allegedly with Claudia Ordaz-Perez that night.....
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