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Doc Reeves

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  1. Yup. He sure tried like hell to not be tho. Well, ‘alive’ is relative. Lives in Orange last I saw.
  2. He a coach that likes his players to overcome obstacles
  3. You put a .com on that, and I’ll show you $1Million
  4. No I got you. I was just saying if you liked being pissed on because that happened to be your thing, he definitely wouldn’t have been your go to. Also and surprisingly, he absolutely killed the strange.
  5. You ever try and water a potted plant with a hose that’s end has been blown off off with buck shot?
  6. You know I gotta be honest, I really didn’t think this story would get so much play. When it comes to this friend, this story is like the opening running written setup story in Star Wars. You wouldn’t believe his adventures
  7. Yeah, it horrific at first. Then, 6 mos later you forget while drinking and whilst you’re pissing in the alleyway between Red River and 4th you get hit by one of your buddies miniature, 90 degree streams of piss. Christian sympathy runs out mighty quick at 2am
  8. Yeah, yeah. I get it. It was pretty hard to take at the time too. The only thing that made it better- for me at least, was that I got to tell that exact story to fucking everyone we met, were with and girls whenever we were out for 2 fucking years strait. Few things in life have called me to be as diligent, but I made sure that bitch heard about how fucking stupid he was for 700 days at least. Learing a lesson at someone else’s expense. Literally priceless.
  9. Point taken. But the same info could be framed: regular Dude who was married to posters wife’s friend has affairs on the level of Wade Boggs
  10. Well… My buddy in HS worked in a piercing shop so had bunch of piercings that were a bit extreme including a 16 gauge bull ring center chest bellow his collarbone and 7 in his junk. One day while he was nailing his HS gf, they looked at the time and realize she was late for work. She hopped off his d but her belly button ring caught his Prince Albert. It ripped that motherfucker out. Bitch had to wee sitting down for 2 years until he finally told his mom. Literally caught crabs from 6th street because of this. Couldn’t wee standing up without plugging his cock or it was like a watering can. Turns out there’s a genetic disorder where the penis shaft doesn’t close properly in the womb, so there are money surgeons in Houston who dealt with his problem. $8500 later he had a cock that was good as new. Wait. What were talking about??
  11. I’d like to addd her to the collection of women in my basement…
  12. Can’t play the field if you don’t scrape a knee /ufeelme
  13. Doc Reeves

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    Haven't tried it yet. So, bullshit then?
  14. Just hold on a sec. We might have to do it a few times until we know it by heart, but this is defiantly a “baby/bath water” problem
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