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Doc Reeves

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  1. Just wait till the second half…
  2. Just like my marriage…
  3. This statement is accurate and bings me great sadness
  4. It’s fucking Kansas. JFC…
  5. sitting uncomfortably with my father and planning the murder of my step mom in my head throughout dinner. Why? What’s everyone else doing?
  6. Either that or a BJ from a hot tranny, amirite guys?? …guys?
  7. Fuck everything.
  8. she still got appeal. Some people think that obvious mileage is appealing. She’s like the gross secretary that will suck your dick at the Christmas party but also have the low self esteem and self hatred to shamefully keep things quiet. it’s like getting a BJ from 52y/o Asian masseuse and a rub and tug. She may not be great, but the BJ is and your wife won’t find out. In the end isn’t that all that matters?
  9. That. Is. Fantastic….
  10. Yup.
  11. Drinking that much is a little dangerous…
  12. Where the hell are we going to find one of those?
  13. Welp. Someone has no kids and their parents are dead
  14. Just wait…
  15. Ok, I’ve got some trash out
  16. God. This is the future of entertainment. If found guilty, he’ll need to be shot by firing squad immediately, you know, for ‘continuity’
  17. I dunno, could you imagine JJudy presiding over the trial? Would be incredible TV
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