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Doc Reeves

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  1. No one?
  2. I thought we had the ability to close. I was wrong. That’s a pretty big deal in my book.
  3. Doc Reeves

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    i…. need to be friends with you….
  4. 911 operator: “911 what’s your emergency?” woman: “A man is following me, I think I’m going to be attacked. I need the police!” 911 operator: “Please call 311 and call us back after he’s started stabbing you…”
  5. Jelani Day had a bad one. Missing Illinois State student found a mess without teeth or organs https://news.yahoo.com/questions-surrounding-death-jelani-day-180757462.html https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/jelani-day-body-organs-missing-b1936733.html
  6. so… how does one go about breaking curses? Asking for a friend…
  7. Eat it bitches
  8. Deal. My bad
  9. Beej might be as good as Ricky Williams. I don’t think I ever said that about anyone since 1998
  10. Big 12 refs have micro peens
  11. I feel nothing. SWEEP. THE. LEG.
  12. That maniacal devil. He’s trying to jinx us.
  13. Piss Covered Bathroom Cocky Sooner Holder Starts Fight Fucked around found out
  14. Texas is stronger But Sooners think they see victory Unless its Spencer Jones
  15. Doc Reeves

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    Damn dude, good shit. Would rep again.
  16. my man. i love Kate don’t get me wrong, but yes.
  17. Is this the thing were if you get permission, she is involved it is okay? Cuckquean? Not really like that. This was a long time ago before we were married. My wife used to like getting drunk girls to do shit like take off their clothes and other stuff at clubs. She’s a piper when it comes to drunk girls, it was really a thing to behold back in the day. For what ever reason that what she directed the sluts to do. As far as for a story it was great, but having 5 uncoordinated, drunk chicks who are mostly doing it for show punch your junk was like putting your Dick in a rock tumbler.
  18. Mmmm… with thick thighs and a tiny waist?
  19. what can I say, he looked like a girl with his hair slicked back in the shower…
  20. That’s just disrespectful. they’re called ‘escorts’
  21. jeezus. That’s fucking gold
  22. I’m no @tx 3 putt but I had my moments
  23. Close. Taylor Swift
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