Aha Shake

I don’t care that he’s 5’9” and 300lbs. There’s fat people everywhere. This isn’t the 90s-2000s when we were all slim and trim and beautiful.

If you care about this friend at all, you need to get him drunk and pay for him to fuck a prostitute. Once he gets a sweet taste he’ll get over his hangups and make some moves.

Middle aged and not single but I have to say it’s smartphones. Young people don’t have to seek each other out physically to be “interacting” continuously. Small town Texas we used to go to the movies every weekend before we could drive because that’s where we could hang out. Sit in the dark with girls. See what’s up. Now they lay around on phones. Not only that they’re also just distracting in general. If you and your wife have a habit of having phones near while watching TV at night see what happens when you put them away for a week or so. More hanging out, relaxing. Even old fogies are more likely to get laid then. They’re just in the way of life sadly.