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Derka

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  1. oh i’m aware. but try telling that to the gaggle of derka stans who are currently making this all about me. all i’ve done in this thread is respond to other people’s posts. @Thatguy made it about quinn, and i responded to his posts. @SydneyCarton made it about me, and again, i’ve responded. don’t turn around and blame any of this shit on me when all i’m doing is responding to other people’s posts. i did not introduce quinn ewers into this thread, and i certainly am not the one currently ranting like an unhinged child @SydneyCarton because someone else posted stats about my precious former qb that didnt paint him as a football throwing demigod. 😢 y’all are adults. stop whining and own your shit.
  2. i literally posted quinn ewers stats. but according to you that’s“wild rantings.” the mythology you guys create about me is weird, obsessive, but most of all, completely delusional and off base. you just make shit up out of thin air and post it like it’s true. you whine about shit that doesn’t even exist. it’s sad.
  3. yeah see this is complete horseshit. it’s not even remotely true. i may have responded to one out of every five posts that ThatGuy has made about quinn ewers over this weekend. you’re completely full of shit, and now you’re in here derailing the thread even more, with way more words and paragraphs than i’ve ever used on this subject. you are a hypersensitive moron who is actively doing the very thing you’re whining about. fucking grow up.
  4. i mean it’s pretty simple: one guy keeps bringing him into this thread. you want QE to stop being brought up, you’re gonna have to ask the one guy who won’t stop inserting him into this thread to go ahead and (dramatic pause)…stop inserting him into this thread. and @SydneyCarton whining about me responding to him is absolute chickenshit. take it up with the guy who keeps making this thread about how awesome quinn ewers was. don’t bitch at me for responding because you’re all in your little fee fees that someone didn’t blindly slurp quinn ewers.
  5. yes, it was me who brought up quinn ewers in this thread, and not the guy i’m replying to. 🙄 why don’t you go make some whiny posts about ThatGuy constantly inserting QE into this thread for no reason instead of making whiny posts about me responding to him you big baby. also, you describing me posting literal quinn ewers stats and actually calling them good but not great as “shitting on quinn ewers” shows the pathetic fanboi nature of the QE cult. grow up.
  6. no, the stats say how quinn ewers performed throwing intermediate passes last year. the rejection of stats, facts, and hard data continues to plague the people of this country.
  7. ewers, who constantly ran for his life when he wasn’t even under any pressure, and who was one of the worst qbs in his draft class when under pressure, would have been completely overwhelmed by florida’s pass rush that day. he probably turns the ball over a few times before getting mauled and injured by florida’s d line. to quote huckleberry from a bit earlier in this thread, anyone who doesn’t understand that has no idea what they are watching.
  8. statistically and anecdotally this is not true. statistically: QE was accurate on ~65% of his on platform intermediate throws, which is fine, but is not the drew brees-esque “always puts it on the money” type accuracy you describe. and again, this is on platform. knowing how often he threw the ball off platform would suggest that his overall number is significantly lower. anecdotally: ewers had xavier worthy, ad mitchell, matthew golden, isaiah bond, jt sanders, gunnar helm, and jordan whittington to throw the ball to, behind a a great o line at that. Texas doesn’t mightily struggle to get first downs (forget scoring points) against the likes of a&m, kentucky, vanderbilt, arizona state, etc if ewers was really out there just putting the ball on the money all day to his bevy of nfl wr’s, many of whom thrived in the intermediate area of the field. 61% and 69% catchable balls is not “always on the money”. especially for a 22 year old third year starter.
  9. angel reese is the cherokee parks of the wnba.
  10. both twitter and instagram:
  11. https://x.com/texasfootball/status/1977720606620615102?s=46
  12. señor clutch.
  13. lol yeah i don't expect sports announcers to be able to nail “kepa arrizabalaga” on the first try, but mispronouncing the easiest names drives me crazy. another example that’s a little different is how english soccer announcers take names that end in “a” and turn them into a name that ends in “er”. so, david silva becomes david silver, and santi cazorla becomes santi cazorler, etc. all of that shit drives me crazy, in every sport. like you know that’s not his name. just try and say his name correctly.
  14. pronouncing “robles” as “robe•lace” is busch league. you’re an announcer for a league that’s 30% latin. you can properly pronounce “victor robles”.
  15. that was three feet short of being a bomb.
  16. jorge polanco aka señor clutch.
  17. bringing him back would be the most popular move since we hired joe maddon. make it happen. 🙏🏼
  18. i think arteta’s ideal team is david raya + 10 michael esseien’s. i’ll take it lol.
  19. jacquarez el paso
  20. 82 yards of offense for the jets.
  21. does anybody actually want to win this game?
  22. this is america.
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