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Derka

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  1. “ready to push trump’s agenda.” ”ready to defend individual liberty.” well which fucking one is it?!?!?
  2. when quinn announced he was going pro it was like half of our fan base was watching their twin brother go off to war. the sheer volume of weepy “thank you quinn- no, seriously, thank you- you’ve changed my life” type tributes on this board, on reddit, on twitter, etc, was shocking. weird how none of that energy or any of those heartfelt tribute posts/threads ever showed up for jahdae barron, kelvin banks, xavier worthy, jaylan ford, byron murphy, t’vondre sweat, ad mitchell, matthew golden, jonathan brooks, or any of quinn’s other objectively better, more impactful, more nfl ready teammates, including bijan robinson(!!). this fan base has spent the last two+ years acting as if quinn ewers singlehandedly put Texas back on the map, when in reality most of his best work came in getting other people to want to come play here, and not in anything he did on the field, particularly during our biggest games where he often struggled, especially his final two years here. that anyone here is still pushing back against the idea that quinn ewers is the board’s favorite son is insane.
  3. imagine if quinn, an objectively disappointing, underwhelming, underachieving, oft injured qb who was drafted late in the 7th round, had gone to literally any other school. there wouldn’t be a single person here who was even a fan of him as a qb, but because he wore burnt orange he’s now destined to become a starting nfl qb who sticks in the league. not because of his poise, or his accuracy, or all of the big games where he led his team to a win- literally just because he came to Texas. that’s why this board has spent years pretending he’s awesome, and projecting future success for him. he’s like this board’s dotard for magas- any perceived slight against him is taken personally by people who’ve never met him, as if it’s a personal attack on them. posting actual facts about quinn ewers’s performance as a college qb gets taken as a personal attack by countless keyboard warriors who have no relation to him. truly cult like behavior.
  4. i have serious question for all of you: what is wrong with your adult brains that makes you think that being critical of someone means you hate them? i hate jeff fisher. i megaloathe shaka smart. and then i come in here, and i read yalls thousands of posts about quinn ewers being a heisman candidate, and a first round draft pick, and maybe the no.1 overall draft pick, and how awesome he is despite all evidence to the contrary, and how he’s definitely going to be a starter in the nfl, and then i use stats, facts, and empirical evidence to tell you that you’re being blatantly homeriffic with your appraisals and predictions on quinn ewers. then you fanatics, who’ve propped him up to this level that he has objectively never been at, say that i hate quinn ewers, simply because i try and reel y’all back in. you guys hate me and my rational posts 1,000x more than i “hate” quinn ewers.
  5. yes, me responding to posts about quinn ewers in the quinn ewers thread DOES resemble motown’s absolute lunatic behavior which has seen him banned no less than five times because of it.
  6. i keep seeing this posted- the inevitably of quinn ewers becoming the starter for the dolphins. one question though: how? he’s had his entire life to get good at qb and yet a few months ago, after years working closely under the best qb coach in football, quinn still wasn’t even the best qb on his own college roster, and again, was ranked 12th out of 14 sec qbs, and 200th out of qbs nationally. on what planet does he go from “plateaued in college where he was one of the weak links on his team” to “ready to play the toughest position in all of sports”? he couldn’t even move the ball against uga, tosu, arkansas, texas a&m, or arizona freaking state, but he’s about to be master an nfl offense, develop pocket presence, strengthen his arm, and wildly improve in composure, accuracy, and decision making, all while the game gets 10x faster and more complex? you sure about that? i mean do y’all hear yourselves? tua and zach wilson are objectively better qbs than the oft-injured quinn ewers, and yet half this thread hasn’t shut up since april about how those two guys are so shitty and injury prone that the much shittier and also injury prone quinn ewers is destined to pass them and become the starter. literally just because he came to texas, and based zero percent in how good of a qb he is. weird how nobody ever predicts that the perennially underperforming tight end or safety or running back is on the verge of nfl stardom. always the qb. if quinn ewers was the exact same qb with the exact same college career but he went to a&m he’d be this board’s favorite punching bag. but because he wore burnt orange he’s some sort of footballing hero who is destined to become the dolphins starter. fanatical. totally fanatical.
  7. Derka

    BB27

  8. “dig up my dead dog and put him in goal.”
  9. this guy probably has a bruno jersey that he wears every other day and he just beat bruno and man united. insane day for grimsby town.
  10. Derka

    BB27

    kelley not going after mickey is the single stupidest move of this season. i hope she goes home tomorrow.
  11. two of my HS buddies were with me and my dad hanging out outside the stadium after the spring game in (i believe) 2002, where we met and talked briefly with several of the players (i remember making a comment to roy williams about eating oreos fried in butter. he chuckled.), and chris simms was by far the coolest and most charismatic guy we met. really left all of us with a positive impression of him. as we were leaving one of us made a comment to him about “shaking the haters off”, and he goes, “man- FUCK THE HATERS!”, with a big smile on his face, then gave us a hook em and hopped into his ride. never had anutjing bad to say about him after meeting him. seemed like a great guy.
  12. people need to try and film of him and rewatch it. go watch the a&m game in college station, or the lsu cotton bowl. he had the strongest arm at Texas since rick mcivor and he was firing that ball all over the field in a way that (especially when compared to our most recent starting qb) pops off the screen and wakes you say, “whoa.” when he was on, which was most of the time, he looked like an absolute pro. but just to repeat the point, go watch simms throw the ball 30 yards on a frozen rope, or 55 yards on the dot to roy or bj, and you’ll be taken aback at how much you’ve forgotten what he looked like and how he (usually) performed. he was very good, and fun to watch to boot.
  13. ok that’s actually pretty funny.
  14. if you can’t handle reading for three whole minutes, then just read this and marinate on it:
  15. the way you guys keep sprinting in here to expose yourselves as completely incapable of being objective is hilarious. again, the parallels between arteta and sark and numerous, they are essentially analogs of one another, and yet you all cannot stop claiming that arteta has done “literally nothing”, and that he’s “crushing the dreams” of arsenal fans, literally because he hasn’t won a trophy in the last four seasons. go try and say that dumb shit about sark on the football board and see what kind of reception it gets. all of your opinions are based on your feelings about arsenal, and not objective reality. and then you add the trophy thing on top. y’all used to shit on any trophy that wasn’t the league title or CL trophy. this board literally made fun of arsenal for throwing a parade for our 2014 fa cup win, and spent years denigrating the fa cup as meaningless when arsenal was winning it regularly. now all of a sudden winning the CARABAO CUP is a huge deal that has thumping your chests? winning the weakest europa league of all time vs teams none of us have ever heard of and can’t pronounce has you shit-talking an arsenal fanbase whose team is in a different galaxy in terms of quality and competitiveness? really? none of your (any of you) opinions are earnest, it’s literally just “whatever allows me to make fun of arsenal.” the way y’all so proudly expose yourselves as hypocrites is what has had me comparing y’all to maga. it’s seriously eye opening how irrational and fanatical all of this is. i used to respect the posters on this forum the same way that i do the posters on the baseball forum. there’s really no big fights, hostile shit talk, or any of that idiocy that comes with most of the other boards. but nobody, and i mean nobody, is on the baseball board going, “the detroit tigers haven’t won a trophy since 1984, literally nothing about that team or their manager is impressive.” because that would be fucking stupid and would get you laughed out of the thread. so let’s be clear. this is not me shit-talking you guys. this is me earnestly coming to you and holding up a mirror, and asking you to look at yourselves and your completely indefensible, fanatical, juvenile takes on arsenal, and hoping that you see how clownish and unserious you all look. i came into this forum on match day 1 and bitched about the poor officiating in this league by citing the fact that man u should have been awarded a penalty against arsenal. that’s what objectivity looks like. that’s how an adult forms their opinions. not on fanatical feelings, but on objectivity and reality. i’d love to see even a modicum of that type of objectivity from this forum, and i hope we can have it some day soon. there is no rational explanation for yalls collective obsession with arsenal, a club that, according to y’all, is wholly unimportant and non competitive in the first place. it’s embarrassing. and it’s not honest. do better.
  16. Derka

    BB27

    this impression is too funny:
  17. right, like you and 50 other people aren’t chomping at the bit for quinn to thrive, specifically so that you run to this thread and dunk on me for five straight pages. like if quinn wins the starting job, makes the pro bowl, throws for 35 tds, etc, like none of you are going to say anything to me, because that would be wrong, and sad, and if anyone did say anything to me you would then quote them and tell them how pathetic they are for caring. yeah. right. i took crazy abuse for years for my correct opinion and then when proven correct i posted one screen shot and asked if anyone wanted to come forward and eat crow, and you’re in here all dramatic and acting like i’ve done something heinous or crazy. give me a break. also, ftr, you’ve made it blatantly clear for years that you care sooooooo much about basically everything that i post, so uh, stones in glass houses and whatnot.
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