Jump to content

Derka

Full Members
  • Posts

    2460
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Derka

  1. if he played in the 80’s he’d have 75 sb, you are out of your element.
  2. just witnessed my first ever INT on an overthrown ball. it happened to me, in a national semifinal game where i was otherwise pounding the shit out of oregon. quinn has a wide open man, i have the passing settings on classic, and it should be an easy pitch and catch. instead it’s a 90 yard pick 6 to make the score 10-7 instead of 17-0. the cpu did nothing to make this game close. they just decided that i was going to throw a pick 6 there. it’s so blatant. and yeah, that was legitimately the first ever overthrow that i’ve seen turn into an INT. every other INT i’ve ever seen has been a jumped route. all of them. that’s what you get with EA. an unbelievably repetitive, stripped down, scripted video game. and no im not going to stop. put me on ignore if you need to.
  3. first offensive play for the cpu is a run up the middle every single time. funny thing is they keep getting 9-11 yards every time even though i know it’s coming. whether i call quads or the most aggressive man blitz in the game, all of my guys get picked up, every time.
  4. someone laughed, but shohei ohtani is the best baseball player who’s ever lived. there’s nobody else who has an argument.
  5. considering how much revenue he will bring for the dodgers, it honestly probably is a bargain.
  6. he is the best of all time. no question about it.
  7. i tell you what- i’ll give you a violin that’s got no strings, is made out of cement, and comes with a bow that’s just a wet spaghetti noodle. go ahead and blow my mind with your amazing violin playing.
  8. for example bama scored the winning td in the 4th quarter on 3rd and goal from mike the 10 yard line despite me calling the perfect defense. i called a zone who’s main premise was shutting down the flats. its in the goddamn name of the play call for christ’s sake. but that’s not what happened. instead, all three db’s on the right side of the field ran to the same spot (which was in the end zone btw) leaving the left flat wide the fuck open for bama to do an easy pitch and catch for the game winner. that one play is how the entire second half played out. it did not matter what i did, the cpu was always going to win.
  9. every single game that i lose is 100% due to the cpu blatantly, overtly, unapologetically cheating. that’s a fact. and this is every ea game in a nutshell. so much of it is scripted that it’s impossible to immerse yourself in the game. you literally are not in control of what happens, the script is. your play call, your execution, your talent level- it doesn’t matter. the cpu will do what it is programmed to do. to be clear, me winning every game unless the cpu blatantly cheats is fucking horseshit. i should be losing tough games to tough opponents every now and then. last night i lost to bama in the sec title when the entire second half was an absolute scripted sham, and the next game (playoffs) i’m ahead of cincy 52-0 at half time. zero part of that is fun for me. just give us a goddamn game that isn’t scripted for christ’s sake. FAK.
  10. the reverse jinx- 60% of the time it works every time.
  11. HOLY SHIT RAYA!!! looking like szczesny vs dirk kuyt! unbelievable!!!
  12. the “foul” on ederson right before the penalty was 100% a flop. essentially no contact, he just goes full sniper victim and flops onto the turf and the ref rewards him for it. stupid. speaking of stupid, thomas partey is fucking stupid for the ensuing penalty.
  13. Derka

    Immaculate Grid

    ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 536 9/9: Rarity: 92 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: https://immaculategrid.com @immaculategrid x @baseball_ref
  14. not while she and stewart were both playing.
  15. Derka

    The Wire

    poot with one of the all time great lines:
  16. that’s the thing about women’s basketball. “winning something” just means “went to uconn” 90% of the time. i saw an interview with breanna stewart where she was asked, “can you be a great player if you’ve never won a title?”, and she said, “no.” this is the same breanna stewart who won four titles at uconn. here’s a list of not-great players during stewart’s time at uconn: a’ja wilson kelsey plum odyssey sims elena della donne skylar diggins brittney griner chiney ogwumike and a number of other girls who are probably great who i’m just not familiar with. winning in women’s basketball not remotely close to winning in men’s basketball, or really most any other sport. there’s always 1-3 teams that have any chance to win, in a league that’s 1/3 the size of a normal pro league to begin with. women’s basketball titles are the least earned titles of any professional sport on earth.
×
×
  • Create New...