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Derka

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  1. HELL YEAH!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
  2. taaffe playing alarmingly poorly so far.
  3. beautiful pocket presence, great opening drive.
  4. Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. l've done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don't break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, "And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she's drinking." Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you're a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you're writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, "Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, l'll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I'm headed to." Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you'll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. 😂😂😂
  5. asinine review that took an asinine amount of time.
  6. imagine Texas wearing black uniforms that say “Unity” in place of the last name. could never happen.
  7. Derka

    Immaculate Grid

    ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 965 9/9: Rarity: 29 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: https://www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-grid/share/ymieA13
  8. CP3 to retire after this season. interesting career. wildly succesful as an individual, but hard to say where he stands among his peers all time.
  9. KD just stuffed jokic at the rim. sheppard now at the like shooting three with a chance to tie the game. yeah that’s the nba league pass feed. i love it. every now and then someone actually wins a contest and it’s thrilling lol.
  10. sengun draws three fouls in one minute. now he and jokic both have five.
  11. yeah this game is awesome.
  12. he’s a wizard. IMG_7395.mov
  13. yeah he’s got 14 points in six minutes this quarter.
  14. for reference:
  15. watching this dallas vs NO game, and 1)cooper flagg looks good, and 2)god damn i wish zion could stay healthy. never been a player like him. he’s like built like bebop and rocksteady yet he runs and jumps like a deer. he’s worth the price of admission. also derrick lively has been super impactful on the defensive end.
  16. literally the most endearing moment of trump’s life.
  17. siap but also not really because we need so much more of this:
  18. gee i wonder why that could be.
  19. more great trade takes:
  20. i got two tickets for my birthday and then tore my meniscus and can no longer make it. i figure this last minute + a show out in coupland i’d rather just give the tickets away to someone who will use them than to try and sell them. let me know if you want them and i can email them to you.
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  21. Derka

    Kenpom 2025-26

    possibly the most telling statistic: A/FGM. 70% of tennessee’s made fg are assisted, meaning they’re taking great shots. ole miss is assisting on 60.7% of their shots. then you’ve got marquette at 56.5%, and Texas at 47.9% (🤮). guard play is the name of the game in cbb, especially in the tourney. i’d really like to see wilcher take over for pope and see if we can’t get that number up.
  22. Derka

    Kenpom 2025-26

    projected record: 21-9 (11-7) 18-12 (9-9) 17-12 (9-9) 15-16 (9-11)
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