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Derka

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  1. first off, there’s no goat or king of comedy currently reigning. shane gillis would be the closest thing to that ever since bill burr (who hasn’t out out a special in years) decided to sellout. and speaking of not doing specials, i would say that (aside from how politicized most comedy is these days) that the comedy podcast has played a huge part in ruining the industry. instead of tour vs elite comedian working on material constantly and then releasing a special every couple of years, now you can just see and listen to them ever single day, to the point where you couldn’t possibly consume all of their available content. wrap it all up with yeh fact that the most influential man in comedy is an unfunny “comedian” with a gang even shittier comedians constantly circling him, and man- comedy does not seem to be in a good place.
  2. a challenge that i’ve always wanted to see them do (although ever since the challenge changed to “america’s 5th pro sport” the format usually doesn’t allow for this)- just a straight up 3 on 3 basketball tournament, play to 5 by 1’s and 2’s, all teams have to have at least one female, and most importantly- every member of your team has to score. so you could have CT, Zach, and Veronica on a team, and they could be ahead 100-4 and still lose on the next shot because veronica couldn’t score lol. to me this would be wildly entertaining. it would be such a huge curveball to have them literally just play a sport against each other (and on a format like free agents the team pairings could be wild), it would show who has actual athleticism and who has popcorn muscles/just a gym bod, and i could definitely see a scenario where one team has an angry guy and girl who can’t score and things get explosive. imagine the fight that nani and turbo would have if they were teamed up and either one of them couldn’t score. i dunno, ive just always thought this would be a hilarious challenge to just spring on the challengers, and i think we’d see that the majority of these guys have great bodies and almost zero real coordination or sports skills. i mean theo looks like a shooting guard, but what do you think his jump shot actually looks like? 😂
  3. Big Gabi when asked who is the most skillful in training: ”Max Dowman. He’s unbelievable. I’ve never seen anyone like him.” https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/MgIT5XwDfN
  4. every time tj says, “this is the most badass challenge yet” i know it’s going to be something completely stupid and boring to watch. they took down some chains, drive a car 0.1 miles, unscrewed some bolts, then ran a little. man, that was so badass!!!! 🙄
  5. i did, and i was upset until Dear Leader told me that my eyes were lying to me. everything is now great again. we are so back.
  6. if only there was some way joe could have foreseen all of this and decided not to help trump win the election and carry out this terrorism. fucking moron.
  7. well damn. he’s feeling it.
  8. that’s also going to be the number of games played for at least two of those five.
  9. dis gon be a wild one.
  10. you can only keep one of them because they’d both be kept in the same round.
  11. i’ve got a guy who wants in. do we have an open spot?
  12. we’ve got three open spots and three prospective owners, let’s make this thing happen and get prepped for the draft!
  13. sorry, i’m just ronery.
  14. thread police who go apoplectic when the thread gets off topic been noticeably silent on this thread’s hard turn to all things punk rock. 🤫
  15. greg’s great team is out.
  16. that would be amazing, i would love for that to happen. call him a baby and have him immediately prove your point with an authoritarian decision to boot.
  17. cubs doing the best they can as a small market team.
  18. the *only* reason he never tackled her is because abuse she kept bucking up to him and it scared him.
  19. honest question for anyone here with the knowledge to break this down for me: what, exactly, would happen if an abc reporter asked donald trump a question, donald trump said, “you’re abc, you’re fake news, you’re mean to me, i won’t talk to you”, and the reporter responded with, “baby want a bottle?” what would happen? what would be the fallout? what would happen to the reporter? would it ultimately be a good thing that led to others becoming more brave and calling the dotard on his shit, or would the reporter be sent to siberia and that would be that?
  20. just absurd levels of play.
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