Derka

dynasty mode. just the cpu. legit question: is it possible that turning fumbles to 0 somehow makes fumbles turn up to 100 in ea’s fucked up world? for me it’s completely feasible. i’m fumbling at an insane rate since turning fumbles to 0.

“in 20 years people are gonna say that my rookie year head coach got fired, and that’s because of me, and y’all need to know that.”

well, naturally.

“i’m man enough to admit that im tall and and that i would pull professional athletes.” lol

literally just had my fifth fumble of the 1Q, run back for a TD. four possessions, five fumbles. no exaggeration or hyperbole. just a truly evil corporation that preys on children and the mentally ill. those of you who are neither a child nor mentally ill should be ashamed of yourselves for continuing to patronize this company and defend this game.

pass catching is set to 100. after two straight drops, i quit. you win ea. i quit. but not permanently. oh no. i’ll be back later tonight. you’ve got your hooks in me, and no matter how badly you abuse me, my trick ass will keep coming back. what else am i gonna do? where else am i gonna go? you’re the only one who truly loves me.

my team has had three offensive drives and four fumbles. and people defend this game.

just fumbled a punt return. fourth fumble of the 1Q vs georgia. AGAIN- i turned fumbles down to 0.

i’ve had three drives against uga and every one has ended with me losing a fumble.

after two offensive drives cj baxter has twice as many fumbles as he has carries. again- fumbles have been turned down to 0.

i summer my next two games against scrubs, and am now playing my game against georgia. first two drives have both ended with cj baxter fumbles. i don’t think i need to tell you that i turned fumbles off days ago, or that the cpu never fumbles. stop buying this game.

you don’t even have a video game console, why are you even in this thread or concerned with its location?

there’s already another thread here there that nobody posts on.

my fumble rate has increased by 500% since turning fumbles off. btw, the computer never fumbles…or commits penalties, or misses easy tackles, or any of that fuck shit that my team spends all game doing. same as it is in fifa; same as it is in madden; same as it ever was, and same as it always will be. stop buying this game.

after raging so hard last night i made one change: i dropped it from varsity to freshman. here’s what happened: that was game one of the season. i was going to drop 150 in smu. so for game two i simply moved it back up to varsity. and as you can see, on varsity, i find myself down 7-0 to miami, with the computer unabashedly boning me. that’s the difference in going up or down one difficulty level. there’s a whole gaggle of threads on the ncaa 25 subreddit telling people who play on AA to avoid going up to heisman for the sake of their mental health. im so serious: stop buying this game. let ncaa 25 be the last one you buy/play until ea takes it seriously. they had a decade to make this game and they literally just copy/pasted the last shitty game with a newer but equally terrible game engine. ea took a huge hit a few years ago with that bullshit star wars game they tried to put out. the same thing needs to happen with this title. it’s such a slap in the face to the people who buy and play the game.

i didn’t anything wrong; i didn’t mess up; there was no user error. in fact, i called the perfect play. ea has simply told me to go fuck myself. i am not in control of this game. my play calls, and execution, and which buttons i press at which time often have absolutely nothing to do with what ends up happening on the field. this is every single ea sports game in a nutshell. seriously- stop buying these games.

“the scriptures tell us” ”first thessalonians says” and “unacceptable!” all make their way into my vernacular rotation. gus is too funny.

that kid is unreal.

so, y’all go to the movies? one of my favorite scenes of the show.

highest rated true freshman in ncaa football: