on the one hand, the sympathetic side of me says, “imagine falling in love with a “never trump guy” and waking up a few years later stuck in a marriage to trump’s personal ball polisher.” on the other hand, you met jd vance and then let him nut all up inside you (on purpose!) so i can only extend my sympathies so far.
lauri markkamen was yesterday’s nightly raffle winner for “guy who gets to score 50 points at the foul line.”
tune in tonight to see which new random white guy drops 50 points on 25 FTA!