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bad_teammate

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bad_teammate last won the day on August 27 2020

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  1. Do it. There is no future. Nothing matters. Who cares.
  2. I hope they beat us by 100.
  3. So they're mad that an ESPN broadcaster doesn't talk like Dave South? lol ok
  4. A little mustard and hot sauce on them sardines they'll go down a treat. Grow up
  5. Ok, but what KIND of American are you? *banjoing intensifies*
  6. I don't disbelieve this at all because I'm a huge fucking moron, but...
  7. I thought I was clever and original but I shouldn't be shocked it already exists. Someone take me out back and tie me to a post. I'm done.
  8. I am old, so it is my belief that the zoomers will adore Trump for making sure they didn't have to go longer than 24hrs without TikTok and that the internment of non-whites and the LGBTQ will not matter to them. And those zoomers who are vaguely aware of moral goodness will do sad TikTok dances outside the concentration camps.
  9. You don't. I generally host big family gatherings and I've fully become the "we don't talk politics during family gatherings" guy and I have had to have real conversations with family members about it. My fully MAGA'd sister even managed to alienate me, the last of her siblings who would even bother talking to her (her kids won't even talk to her anymore) because she somehow believes that "no politics at Christmas" is a "free speech" issue. A particularly dumbass in-law (I call him "mouthbreather") has been pulled aside a couple of times, but he's mostly able to contain himself and he generally feels embarrassed after our 1-on-1s. Early on I asked moutbreather how many sides there were to him as a person, and we agreed there were many. It's simply a matter of putting one side to the background for the evening, and it's not hard. And it's also a matter of showing your teeth occasionally, so the idiots don't get confused and think your motivation is fear of their bold, unassailable ideas. We don't have long in this world.
  10. I choose to believe that our lack of portal-outs is a sign of how bad our roster is (no one even wants them!) and that we're doomed. DOOMED I SAY!!!!
  11. One Ag in there complaining about the expanded SEC being unfun. 2012 Expansion: Missouri & Texas A&M 2024 Expansion: Oklahoma & Texas Who, outside of Mizzou and A&M fans, thinks the second expansion is less exciting than the first? It's a joke. They're a joke.
  12. "This college QB will not be an immediate success in the NFL." Man, these are some bold, innovative takes. This thread is brain cancer.
  13. That dumbfuck you're responding to should take a few months' break from this place. What a piece of shit.
  14. Men will literally post on surly instead of go to therapy. Thanks to Quinn. This guy worked with Sark and pulled this program from 5-7 to back-to-back Top 4 finishes. That's historical. Arch has his work cut out for him to continue that streak. Best of luck to him in the NFL. I hope he does great things there and continues to represent us well.
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